Tiger becomes a Pussy !
I find this interesting. A man with everything, including a beautiful wife would risk all for nookie...
Obviously, those shameless hussies with their bumpy bits are to blame :O(
Tiger Woods says he has let his family down and regrets "those transgressions with all of my heart."
In a statement Wednesday on his Web site, Woods says he has not been "true to my values and the behavior my family deserves."
He offered his "profound apology" to his supporters.
His comments came after Us Weekly magazine published a cover story alleging that a Los Angeles cocktail waitress had a 31-month affair with the world's No. 1 golfer.
RadarOnline.com, a celebrity news website, reported that several women had come forward claiming to have had sex with the golfer, including one who purported to have “explosive” answerphone recordings.
mistakes are so public. I feel for his wife and family.
I didn't drink the kool-aid! -- PM
Well at least he's religious. He's sorry for his sins..
prefer to have few holes extra on week ends to spend more time to play
A couple was on their honeymoon, laying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."
The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."
The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one other guy." "Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"
"Tiger Woods."
"Tiger Woods the golfer?"
"Yeah."
"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."
The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they get done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.
"What are you doing?" says the wife. The husband says, "I'm hungry. I was going to call room service and get some food."
"Tiger wouldn't do that. "
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."
The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love with his wife a second time. When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone.
"What are you doing?" she says. The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get some food."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it one more time." The guy slams down the phone and goes back to bed and makes love to his wife one more time.
When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.
The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"
"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods to find out what's par for this hole!"
that was a good one brit.
why blame tiger? he is just an ordinary man in a extraordinary world. i say tiger put me down if he will be caught with fellow man doing par in the hole. lol
progress
brit, i just got home from a shyte day at work......thanks for making me laugh.
lol snessy so does that mean because I am so unwanted, I am actually wanted.. I am confused :)
LOL Brit, you make me want to break out in song....
They say I'm really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin' a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin' at my lump, lump.
*****If you haven't got anything nice to say, don't say anything at all*****
can't blame him for wanting to play other holes.
Sandeep, it's men like you women really want, one that won't stray :-)
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yes brit we are but being an ordinary bloke, I don't get much temptation thrown my way anyway, atleast my wife will always feel secure that her husband can never cheat..
sandeep, what can i say but "oh men! tsk! tsk! tsk!" with a slap on the forehead lol
We are but putty in their hands :O(
There is only so much temptation a man can resist
britex... lucky girls then ;)
but really Tiger is such a loser he wasn't thinking. he let a lot of his fans down :( what a shame
It's those bumpy bits....
There's only 1 person to blame, and that's Tiger Woods! The women are just money & fame hungry slappers but he should've thought of his family.
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Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.
the poor boy was doing some practice only that how to find hole and shoot the balls with stick to place on the right hole to become no 1 ... hahahah
You're right. They will get their 15 minutes of fame and lots and lots of money to retire on :O)
What are all the ladies coming out now for. They all knew he was married, they wanted to sleep with a celebrity and they got that. Now they want some cheap money and publicity too.
As for Tiger, really disappointing. He let his fans and family down.
getting the hole! Lol!!!!
"I'm back, simple as that"
the ladies are only in for the money and because he's famous. and this time he put his tee on his pants.
nothing is impossible nowadays if you have money!!! Lol!!!
"I'm back, simple as that"
He knows how to play the ball...:)
he's one slippery character... meow.. :P
What I find strange is that with all the scrutiny , he managed to get away with it for so long..
My my my, I'm having a second thought! It's really good to be an ordinary man!
"I'm back, simple as that"