Perception is the name of the game :-D
An old one but good one...and no,none of the comments reflect my personal views...it's just a joke and should be taken as one,please!
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Q.:Why did the chicken cross the road?
KINDERGARTEN BOY
To get to the other side.
PLATO
For the greater good.
ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.
KARL MARX
It was a historical inevitability.
TIMOTHY LEARY
Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take.
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
HIPPOCRATES
Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
MOSES
And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing..
RICHARD M. NIXON
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.
MACHIAVELLI
The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
BILL GATES
The newly released Chicken 2009, will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.
DARWIN
Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.
EINSTEIN
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference and relativity.
GEORGE BUSH
We are committed to establishing a democracy where chickens freely cross roads without oppression from terrorist organizations.
AZHARUDDIN
I am totally innocent, you know, I'm unnecessarily being dragged into this, you know, because I'm from the minority.... . I neither know the chicken nor the road, you know....
GEORGE FERNANDES
I am deeply hurt that this question is being asked after my 40 clean years of public life. I don't own a house, or a car, leave alone a chicken !!!
MULAYAM SINGH YADAV
I demand a 50% reservation of the road for the chicken class, so that they can cross the road freely without their motives being questioned
ARJUN SINGH Our policy will ensure the development of socially underprivileged chickens so that they can also cross roads.
APJ ABDUL KALAM
Yes, why did the chickens cross the road? .. please tell me why? .. they crossed to go to the other side of the road... now repeat after me ....
ADVANI
I see Pakistani hand in this ...
VATAL NAGARAJ
No Tamil or outside chickens will be allowed to cross our roads, our roads are meant only for Kanadiga chickens!.
BAL THACKERAY
Chickens crossing the roads is against our culture, my followers will stone all such chickens which cross the road.
JAYALALITHAA
From reliable sources I've got the information that the chicken belongs to Karunanidhi. He is making his chicken cross the road to create law & order problems. The chicken has now been imprisoned under POTA..
AMITABH BACCHAN
The chicken has crossed the road?.. are you sure.. very sure ... really sure...
VENKIAH NAIDU
"We are very sure of the fact that the chicken did not cross the road. It's a conspiracy by the congress. The poor chicken has been made a scapegoat in this whole issue"
H.S.SURJEET
We are adopting a wait and watch policy. We have convened a meeting of the third front today. We will decide the future course of action after the chicken comes back..
MANEKA GANDHI
Chicken crossed the road alone...!! If a vehicle had passed over it, we would have lost one of our dearest creatures. Ban all vehicles from using the road. Protect our chickens...
Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor
Secretagent69 : The chicken was pissed at the bloody sub continentals who had failed his bike, so he decided to cross the road in front of an incoming Land Cruiser to end it all.
If it was a Thatcherite chicken, it would have been because she wanted to LIterally take a leek......and then the rest ..;)
BUt it's ok because it's now a New Labour chicken and it asks the other side of the road's opinion before it continues to exploit it regardless. (Wind turbine rant)
Britex, totally off the point.. if you haven't already, read a book called Íncendiary by Chris Cleave.. you'll like it, I think.
Thanks.. I'll have a look at it ....
If the chicken crossed the road or not cannot be determined. The probability for either event is 0.5p.
Khalid the Tiger: The chicken crossed the road because some immoral person kept staring at him. The chicken did not want an altercation, so croosed the road.
FILIPINO
No chicken found crossing the road; already abducted and murdered by its neighbour.
"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."
jimmadi: The chicken crossed the road...WHY??..WHYYYY???...WWWHHHYYYYYYY???
the chicken is crossing the road going to SOUTHERN CHICKEN...have a nice dinner QLErs...
Bin laden: hehehehe, becuase the white house is on the other side, our precious suicidal Chicken muwahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!!!!!
Yalla!
Sonia Gandhi : Because my family has sacrificed their lives to ensure that chickens can cross roads safely in India so when it can cross the road safely, why shouldn’t it.
i think because he was hoping against hope that when he crossed the road, he will not be a chicken anymore. maybe wishing to be a kangaroo lol
Obama: It is all about choice. We gave this chicken the option to choose which side of the road he wanted to be on.
He does come from time to time but no prolonged discussions from him for sometime now..
Azilana : Because when I joined QL over 2 years ago, the chicken was on the other side of the road, so it should return there.
Jervis.. ROFL..
Sandeep..where is Verisi btw...not to be seen these days..miss his arguments...:(
Verisimlitude : Because Wikipedia says chicken should be on the other side of the road.
jervis....too good,man!LOOOOOOOOL!
Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor
FU: I offerred to fight it for 1000 riyals, but it refused and crossed the road instead :O(
hahaha!
J.R.R. Tolkein: The chicken, sunlight coruscating off its radiant yellow- white coat of feathers, approached the dark, sullen asphalt road and scrutinized it intently with its obsidian-black eyes. Every detail of the thoroughfare leapt into blinding focus: the rough texture of the surface, over which countless tires had worked their relentless tread through the ages; the innumerable fragments of stone embedded within the lugubrious mass, perhaps quarried from the great pits where the Sons of Man labored not far from here; the dull black asphalt itself, exuding those waves of heat which distort the sight and bring weakness to the body; the other attributes of the great highway too numerous to give name. And then it crossed it.
Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor
ooopz I didnt read sandeeps comment above..lol
Britexpat: The Cuban shortputter was waiting on the otherside of the road...lol
Britexpat: It's easy to get to Ramada Parking from the otherside of the road.:) lol
She never wanted to be a Qatari chicken....so she crossed the road for equal opportunities...
Everything's gonna be alright!!!
Alexa: The chicken was looking for a tanning salon.
heheheh...well i guess she's the chicken..the crazy one...weird!!!
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I'm Jack's complete lack of surprise
ms venezuela: I so sad that chicken cross road. It pretty chicken, but it heartbroken over failed affair.
the kitchen crossed the road only to find that she needs to cross it back to where it was!!!
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I'm Jack's complete lack of surprise
Zsa Zsa Gabor: It probably crossed to get a better look at my legs, which, thank goodness, are good, dahling.
Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor
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I'm Jack's complete lack of surprise
now let the chicken do what ever it wants to do.
whats your problem with the chicken. did the chicken steal your string that you are following her.
even better would be...
Bill Clinton: Define "road". :-D LOOOOOL
Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor
the chicken did not pass the road!!!
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I'm Jack's complete lack of surprise
Svelte:maybe the chicken thought the other side of the road is better.but then that's left entirely to the chicken's discretion entirely.it does not reflect my personal views on this matter whatsoever
LOL :-D
Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor
nice thread and brought the necessary smile in the morning..
Good Morning...
waiting for more"Why chicken crosed the road?"
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Have Courage To Live.
Anyone Can Die.
FranElizabath: Jones the chicken crossed the road to take a leek ..
(think about it)
twenty : Because there was a white woman standing on the other side of the road.
Ohh Was that the Red_Cock, brit?
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
Formatted Soul : Because it thought it saw another chicken who had been sending buddy requests to him.
okey what ever...thanks anyway...
anyway saggi...waht you mean by chicken..is it a rooster or a hen?because if the rooster cross the road obviously he saw a hen,have u noticed or seen how rooster move his leg?or maybe he saw other rooster rival so he want to fight...but if its a hen,simply because she lost her one chick so she is worried,,u know how lovely the mother hen?she cover all her body to her chicks and if anybody want to take her chicks she will bite them...i miss my farm...and Cockfighting(gambling)
ahmary...it's chicks not checks. i kinda got woozy reading that lol
Jervis not just light but Budlight :P
Drac CHUP RAHO :P
sandeepkadian: because arent the Mods to the other side of the road!
Britexpat- Because Ramada was on the other side of the road!!!
Lols Jervis , I thought that particular chicken nether had time for hypocrites , nor liked the competition! But that chicken shouldn't have punished itself by hiding from the realities of life. I feel for that chic :(
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
it's because there's a hunk on the other side of the road ;)
to the author of this thread...could you tell me your views on WHY HENS KEEP SCRATCHING THE GROUND?...this still related to ur topic,still chicken..LOL..
Amen! :)
Dracula: The chicken was depressed about being alone in Doha after its life partner had left him for a much older Western bird. He was following my map to "get to a better place."
LoooooL. Any more ?
Olive: The female chicken was exercising her right to cross the road at whim without the permission or knowledge of her life partner...
chiken was with "14th of March forces" side of the road, now crossed to the "8th of March" side, but WE as lebanese in "14th of March" shall remain united and will not be intimidated by pro-syrian chiken :D
Yalla!
hahaha!this is getting even better....wonder what the rest of the QLers would say :-P great going,brit! :-D
Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor
UkEngQatar: The chicken was forced into crossing the road, since we had closed off part of the road for resurfacing and introduction of a new traffic flow system designed to increase congestion.
hmm...that's better! :S
Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor
Cool it svelte...just pulling your leg.... :)
i don't know why u have a problem with kids listening to their parents,jackmohan2007....wouldn't you want ur kids to listen to you?or would you rather have them have their way?
Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor
svelte would say
Obviously the Chick never listen to its parents ;) ...."not to cross the road".
was walking around in his mink transparent thong that scared the hell out of chicken and took the risk of crossing the road to save her self from the furry gorilla britexpat
Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor
Exiledsaint: The chicken was trying to unshakle itself from certain religious dogma and was afraid of getting stoned. :O)
ok ok rooster
now ok :D
Darude you are using unparlimentary language again....ROFL...
she is hijacking her own topic.
Da....no,u're not doing that to this thread.no hijack!
Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor
The chicken was trying to escape from the rascal cock :P
i guess i'll agree with the kindergarten kid....or maybe the chicken saw KFC's Colonel and was trying to escape from him...LOL
Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor
need to add your answer to it.