If Columbus had been married...

catsniper
By catsniper

He might never have discovered
America, because he would have had to answer all the following questions:

· Where are you going?
· With whom?
· Why?
· How are you going?
· To discover what?
· Why only you?
· What do I do when you are not here?
· Can I come with you?
· When will you be back?
· Would you have dinner at home?
· What would you bring for me?
· You deliberately made this plan without me, didnt you?
· You seem to be making a lot of these programs lately...
· Answer me why?
· I want to go to my mothers house.
· I want you to drop me there.
· I dont want to come back ever!
· What do you mean, OK?
· Why arent you stopping me?
· I dont understand what this whole discovery thing is about.
· You always do things like this.
· Last time you also did the same thing!
· Nowadays you always seem to do this kind of stuff.
· I still dont understand what else is left to be discovered!

cheers_
catsniper

By anonymous• 17 Nov 2009 23:39
anonymous

A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose!

Daa stergey jaadoogarey dee, daa meena lewanai da!

Janaan......

By britexpat• 17 Nov 2009 23:34
britexpat

But who would he have asked directions from :O)

By MrsTimebandit• 17 Nov 2009 15:54
MrsTimebandit

If he'd taken his wife on the trip with him, they'd have got there a lot quicker on account of her being willing to ask for directions :)

'Up there for thinking....down there for dancing.'

By Naseebfinder• 17 Nov 2009 15:51
Naseebfinder

...............

By britexpat• 11 Nov 2009 12:10
britexpat

Columbus was a real man... he just told the missus one day that he was going on a trip of discovery and off he went..

By Naseebfinder• 11 Nov 2009 11:30
Naseebfinder

lolsss...

By anonymous• 11 Nov 2009 11:21
anonymous

C. Columbus was married twice, just to set the records right. (Filipa Moniz, and Beatriz de Arana. He had a son with Filipa.)

By ajinpt• 11 Nov 2009 11:14
ajinpt

Probably He might have married soon after discovering it . Coz the history doesn't keep any record of him being discovered any other place after America!

---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!

By anonymous• 11 Nov 2009 11:10
anonymous

he got married after discovering america...or died single?

By anonymous• 11 Nov 2009 11:07
anonymous

Somebody else would have "discovered" America, don't worry. He only re-discovered it anyway.

By Ines_pt• 11 Nov 2009 11:06
Ines_pt

lol

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