Heaven & Hell!
By svelte_saggi •
Got this as a fwd in my email today morning.How true do you think this is?
P.S:The above pic does not in any way reflect my personal views on this.I am 100% neutral and have no say on this topic.This is just a fwd msg that I thought I'd share with QL.
Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor
Free Radicals ???
Are those the ones not currently in guantanamo ?
Reason why Svelte loves chocolate # 276
Chocolate contains alkaloids such as theobromine and phenethylamine, which have physiological effects on the body. It has been linked to serotonin levels in the brain. Scientists claim that chocolate, eaten in moderation, can lower blood pressure. Dark chocolate (my weakness) has recently been promoted for its health benefits, including a substantial amount of antioxidants that reduce the formation of free radicals.
Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor
I wonder why ?
ok,chuck it now,will ya!uff!
Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor
Svelte Victoria???naaah!as far as i know,she wasn't even remotely svelte....matronly would be more like it.... :-S
Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor
:-o when did i speak in non-english?oh....sorry!i think i just spoke in science....LOL i should have known it's beyond ur understanding abilities.... :-D
Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor
LOL,yeah right!think i'll buy that???if u guys meant 'tool' to mean only what u said,jervis....then i am the queen of england!
Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor
saggi English only in main forum lol
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
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my dear friends,why don't you accept the simple meaning of Tool as an entity used to interface between two or more domains that facilitates more effective action of one domain upon the other....instead of moving onto obsceneties....tut!tut!
Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor
chinese tool?
i am voting this as "Toilet Humor of the Day"!
LOL
"To err is human, to forgive is divine."
This is Hilarious...Even MODs dare to delete this ;p
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
*drooooool*
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
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oi!nobody insults chocolates when saggi's around....grrrr!hail chocolate!verily heaven on earth!mmmmmmmmmmmmm!
Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor
FS thats why its bad..all that chocolate goes straight to your hips and other places thus making the women unattractive thus make our life hell :P
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
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Swiss chocos are very tasty though..
I'd say: heaven's just a sin away!
"Leave Me or Love Me"
(MagicDragon)
You dont need salary in heaven rezymalik you get virgins for free :P and not just 1 or 2.
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
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i liked italian technology in the hell... amercian salary in the heaven....!!!
Brit my answer to that cant be written in public, but if u must know ISI stands for Incredible Smoke's Inches :p
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
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to heaven with you all!!!...lol
Is it a small mark ?
bloody perverts stic on topic :)
edited due to adult contents..lol
poor kat below is referring to my old comment..lol
i wonder what this african tool meant for?thinkin...
Arien it has ISI mark on it too :P
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
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smoke - dont worry and get tensed about 21nov. everything will be fine. What you have is tested and certified. lol
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Oye why did u delete it? modify it now to suit my witty comment :P
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
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FS i sure hope so, i'll be getting myself one of those indian wife products very soon :P
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
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Saggi dont pretend, i know your whole intention to this thread was to point out that "african tool" goes well with "indian wife"
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
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goodness!and i thought this thread could take only two turns....either ha-ha-ha or racist-bashing!but adults-only??? :-o
Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor
What's wrong with a "british body"? I like mine & my hubby's!
"Opinions are like bottoms - neither should be shown in public"
i think a chinese tool has melamine, it's toxic hehehehe.
saggi, we should suggest to the MODS for an adults only forum section ;p chill!
---(welcome to china)
length of chinese screw driver
---------------------------------(4kms until destination)
length of African screw driver
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
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FS - damn you , was typin the same. the glowing lingerie lol
Stone cold - dont dream, they will never marry you, you are closer to china. ;D
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I think they use those glow in the dark cheddis :P
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
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stone cold you mean Malaysian wives are fluorescent at night? or they use florescent lingerie at night..lol
am sure this thread will turn to Adults only :P
should make a comparision list of the tools..lol
Saggi indian wives make heaven...:)
Brit - tell us whats wrong with british body?? should we check with Mrs.BE ?
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Nah..not an indian wife, could not see her at night
boys will be boys...
who want's to grow up, when u can have all the fun...lol
men,don't you ever think of anything else???gawd!grow up,boys!
Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor
so the common factor that makes the difference is the Indian Wife/salary and American Wife/salary....lol..
Brit...the 'tool' sounds more intriguing when the African one is replaced by 'Chinese tool'... ________________________________________
One life to live, live it to the fullest.
Yes, but I heard that it is a Big screw driver :(
lol brit - why ignored the chinese tool?? as if you have seen one. hahahaha
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African tool my dear brit is nothing but a screw driver. You know the tool used to screw things?
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
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What the hell is "An African Tool" ?
Sounds intriguing ...