A dog's life after all .....

_noms_
By _noms_

A butcher watching over his shop is really surprised when he saw a dog coming inside the shop. He shoos him away. But later, the dog is back again.
So, he goes over to the dog and notices he has a note in his mouth.

He takes the note and it reads "Can I have 12 sausages and a leg of lamb,please. The dog has money in his mouth, as well".

The butcher looks inside and, behold, a ten dollar note. So he takes the money and puts the sausages and lamb in a bag, placing it in the dog's mouth.

The butcher is so impressed, and since it's about closing time, he decides to shut up shop and follow the dog. So off he goes.

The dog is walking down the street when he comes to a level crossing. The dog puts down the bag, jumps up and presses the button.

Then he waits patiently, bag in mouth, for the lights to turn. They do, and he walks across the road, with the butcher following him all the way.

The dog then comes to a bus stop, and starts looking at the timetable. The butcher is in awe at this stage. The dog checks out the times, and then sits on one of the seats provided.

Along comes a bus. The dog walks around to the front, looks at the number, and goes back to his seat. Another bus comes. Again the dog goes and looks at the number, notices it's the right bus, and climbs on.

The butcher, by now, open-mouthed, follows him onto the bus. The bus travels through the town and out into the suburbs, the dog looking at the scenery.

Eventually he gets up, and moves to the front of the bus. He stands on 2 back paws and pushes the button to stop the bus. Then he gets off, his groceries still in his mouth.

Well, dog and butcher are walking along the road, and then the dog turns into a house.

He walks up the path, and drops the groceries on the step. Then he walks back down the path, takes a big run, and throws himself against the door.

He goes back down the path, runs up to the door and again, it throws himself against it.

There's no answer at the house, so the dog goes back down the path, jumps up on a narrow wall, and walks along the perimeter of the garden. He gets to the window, and beats his head against it several times, walks back, jumps off, and waits at the door.

The butcher watches as a big guy opens the door, and starts abusing the dog, kicking him and punching him, and swearing at him.

The butcher runs up, and stops the guy. "What in heaven's name are you doing? The dog is a genius. He could be on TV, for the life of me!" to which the guy responds:

"You call this clever? This is the second time this week that this stupid dog's forgotten his key."

*----Moral of the story----*

*You may continue to exceed onlookers' expectations but shall always fall short of the boss's expectations!! *

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Anyone, who faces the same situation as the moral of this story? & what are ur feelings about it? Don't you feel like kicking your boss at times?!

By -macy-• 20 Oct 2009 09:08
-macy-

oh my! this is so nice! :)

an eye-opener...

By _noms_• 20 Oct 2009 08:57
_noms_

thanx flyer :)

~noms~

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"Before God we are all equally wise ' and equally foolish" - Albert Einstein

By ajinpt• 20 Oct 2009 08:44
Rating: 3/5
ajinpt

but still every dog has a day...hmmmm.. who knows

---If you can't CONVINCE them, CONFUSE them!!!

By anonymous• 20 Oct 2009 08:36
anonymous

Man's Best friend!

We were given: Two hands to hold. To legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find.

By anonymous• 20 Oct 2009 08:29
Rating: 4/5
anonymous

I've been around QL for quite some time, and by far this was the best post ever!

By anonymous• 20 Oct 2009 08:27
Rating: 4/5
anonymous

I've been around QL for quite some time, and by far this was the best post ever!

By galloper48• 20 Oct 2009 08:21
Rating: 5/5
galloper48

mine was also "A dog's life after all"

Hope this year my boss thinks differently.

Regards!!

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