men
1. Men are like ...Laxatives...They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like .Bananas ...The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ..Weather... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ..Blenders... You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .. Chocolate Bars... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men a re like .. Commercials... You can't believe all they say.
7. Men are like . Department Stores... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ..Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ...Mascara ... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like ..Popcorn... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like ..Snowstorms... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like .. Lava Lamps... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like ...Parking Spots .. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Not room, get a broom and fly away!
a room !?
where?
you two:
-get a room! :P
daru , shhhhhttttttt ppl are watching .
how did you know that.
where did you see it?
but am talking about this one Daru :
...The older they get, the less firm they are.but i dont know if they become yellow or not .
ohh yessssssssssssssssssssssssssss
thats so true??/
hmmm are you sure?
brit go use your lader
and drac you should be telling me how blood tastes
not apple
but
that`s so true .
" Men are like banana. Cannot believe in that. The saying says the older you gets, the harder it becomes. Matured & experienced" ....and sweet,
..and yellow...
...and soft! (uhh, that's not good!)
Men are like fine wine.
They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with."
Men are like banana. Cannot believe in that. The saying says the older you gets, the harder it becomes. Matured & experienced.
I have a long stick fixed with a hook to grab the good apples and shake them off.
I have my ladder with me :O)
Women are like apples on trees, the best ones are on the top of the tree.
The men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and don't want to get hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't so good but easy.
So, the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality they are amazing.
They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top because they value quality
Ouch!!!!
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein