Mallus in Qatar

Have it this way dude. I know many guys who have lost their jobs cuz your people want their fellow state-mate to work in place of them. They fill the ears of HR managers with all sorts of rubbish (baseless) about the concerned employee and get a person from their village who agrees to work for a cheaper wage. Hence screwing household of a poor lad. Shame on you people , stop being one dimensional. Coming to your demand , dude thank Qatar government to for allowing us foreigners to work and make a living here , if you feel the salaries are poor you are free to catch the next flight home , talking about quotas stop being a fool,demand some in lulu hypermarket.

what a sad life you must lead Sean_C...well you sound like a pretty sad individual...so a sad life (or none at all!) would be in keeping with that i suppose...ah well,cheerio mate,all hope is not lost yet eh?...or is it?! :)...

Typical Mallu defense above!! (The boss screwed you bit) And they term themselves 100% literate!

Wishful thinking for mallus to imagine their kind being bosses (with the exception of street corner groceries, chai shops and juice joints!)

@ Sean_c,like i said mate,you're getting it bad from your mallu boss/colleagues & venting here...because there's not a darned thing you can do about it...poor you! :)...

Reasons why mallus proudly claim that the only mallu chai shop on the moon is run by mallus

1) They are only qualified (with MBA, BBA, BA's BComs) to serve as tea boys (by their own admission)

2) When NASA claimed that "No animals were harmed in their moon exploration missions" they weren't lying. They merely substituted Coco the monkey for an oily (coconut oil) haired mallu! And one of these mallus brought his cousin's neighbor's wife's uncle along (and the poor mallu got lost with his chai teapot)

And the bashing starts again!!!

@ Sean_C,you really have it out for the mallus don't you boy?!...let me hazard a guess,your colleagues @ work are mostly mallus,your boss is a mallu,your neighbour(s) is(are) mallu...the corner shop is run by a mallu...damn man,you're surrounded!!! :)...well the mallus aren't going to leave anytime soon & when they do eventually,they've already brought & placed half their family here so one mallu leaving after bringing 10 or more of his family here makes no difference...so that only leaves one option right?! *wink*! :)

Although i should warn you,rumour has it that there's a lone chaya kada (tea shop) run by one karim ikka up on Mars so quite frankly,there's NOWHERE you can go to get away from them mate... you'll just have to suck it up & deal with it,body odour,coconut oil,funny accent & all!... *wink*! have a good one! :)...

they are left there to make more mallu babies with migrant mallu men that tend to leave their homeland the middleast and head to kerala every 3-5 years.

Tatz y i waz wandering y only womens left no mens in Kerala !

its an insult for a mallu to be called a mallu?

All malayalees here.. Stop insulting your self by calling urself mallu

For some reason I fail to see why its wrong for mallus to get a special quota in the Gulf (read Gelf)

The Indian government has been very wise in deporting these mallus back to their home country, the Middle East.

Besides, the tamils chose to demand special status in Sri Lanka, whats wrong with mallus asking for the same in the 'Gelf'.

Maybe in addition to Naturalization they could grant them some special '3rd class citizenship/Cattle Class citizenship' status in the GCC so that they have special counters to handle them on airports. That way other country nationals can be spared the effects of bad body odor and stink.

Think about it. Everyone stands to gain by this.(Except the GCC, and they do not seem to mind them)

no i do not need to make a mockery of mallus! They excel at making a mockery of themselves. Bunch of retarded losers..... why mess with perfection!

Pls. don't make mockery of Mallus.They are the best of the lot in any GCC country.

I mean the obedient mass out of any expatriate community.

Their attachment with own families are praise worthy and commentable.

Though they work for peanuts,they are considered to be one of the main source for maintaining country's financial stability as well.

damn mallus!

hmm Arien better we leave this thread now ..

I sleep when I see them. some morons feed them and wakes me up buddy. wht to do

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Arien how come that u feedin TROLLS ?

Fawmy.. Criminals?? Could you please elaborate??

what community do you belong which is full of saints dude??

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either you adore them or abhor them but you can't ignore them,that is for sure see the reponse in this thread

as well equal to samosa… tasty lol

What the hell are Mallu Kutties ????

Are they like Samosas ???

Nice to meet u too here and I forgot to tell u that I love mallu kutties, they are amazing lol

ok bro...................any way nice 2 meet u....

Cheers buddy

FAWMY ..................Leave it bro..............................v r all expatriates here,,,

Nope, I am not offended mallus but I include a great deal experience with them at all

Very mature statement fawmy.

Your intellect drops a few points with every post in my opinion and no I am not a mallu, still offended by your posts...

as per your story I agreed that mallus are intelligent but they are criminals

Must be in 3 figures his age I guess..

by the way how old is Brit you think?

brit at your age you should be wooing Hillary not Chelsea, leave something for us...

You mean Bill Gates' daughter is already betrothed ???

Anyone know if Chelsea Clinto is still available ??

Dear all,

Please do not fight each other, because of mallu, subject, I would like to explain you something about mallu, most of people like mallu the reason is,Positive approach, mallu’s always intelligent, please read the below example about mallu's mind,,,,,,,,,,,,

Father; I want to you marry a girl of my choice.

Son; I will choice my own bride!”

Father; but the girl is bill gate’s daughter.”

Son; “well, in that case….ok”

Next day

Father approach bill gates.

Father ; I have a husband for your daughter.”

Bill gates; but my daughter is too young to marry!”

Father: but this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank .”

Bill gates; “Ah, in that case…..ok”

Finally father goes to see the vice president of the world bank

Father; I have a young man to be recommended as a vice president

President; but I already have more vice presidents that I need!”

Father; but this young man is bill gate’s son-in law.”

President; Ah. In that case….ok”

This is how business is done!

Moral: even if you have nothing, you can get anything. But your attitude & approach should be positive

What other people think of mallu is none of your business.

I love mallu bashing threads. The original poster gets sooo bashed up by the end of it!!!

"Ali Baba and 40 thieves" are now "Ali Baba and 30 thieves" ; 10 were laid off.

HOW 6 U ? pajju?

ROFL brit! thanks for the link but I kinda expected a little more from mallu-man, a lungi perhaps?

"Ali Baba and 40 thieves" are now "Ali Baba and 30 thieves" ; 10 were laid off.

"They will shit anywhere."

I didn't know that..QL is a great knowledgebase...

mufyyyy lol u idiot :P

ahh another mallu bashing thread!...lovely!...come on people,let it all out...your colleagues @ work:mallu,your boss:mallu,your accountant:mallu,your teaboy:mallu,your corner shop guy:mallu,your local juice shop who'll deliver @ 3am when you're too wasted to make it to the front door let alone drive:mallu...this list is exhaustive & could go on for a while but i believe most people catch my drift here...mallus constitute about 80% of the Indian expat population in this country which is itself the largest expat population in the country & this same ratio +or- is applicable to the rest of the middle east...yes we lick ass,yes we're smelly,yes we're "criminals" & yes to everything else negative that anyone has to say about mallus...BUT & make no mistake about this people,that is a VERY BIG BUT,mallus run this town,for that matter,mallus run every friggin' town in the middle east so any of you who don't like mallus will just have to suck it up & deal with it,coconut oil & all or go back home/move to another part of the world 'cos we sure as hell ain't going anywhere...well we do eventually but by that time we've already brought our children/cousins/other family members/neighbour's children/neighbour's family members,etc. & got them settled in here so really people,get over it 'cos you don't really have a choice on this one...

These mallus are like infection. Because of them our Image gets bad. They will shit anywhere. Mallus you should create a good value for yourself and for god’s sake for us also.

Mallus are flourishing all over the area here in QATAR,

1)Housedrivers

2)Housemaids

3)Office boys

4)Office managers

5)Bank employees

6)Bank managers

7)Business peoples

8)Nurses

9)Doctors

10)Engineers

11)Pro's

sorry 2 say that mallus around here nearly 200000,,,,

eighty percents are work holic , & obey the country rules& regulation,& never leave the country for 20 years, ,that"s why locals are very please about them.............with out mallus NO QATAR SORRY NO GULF COUNTRY,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

As far as I know mallu means Malayalees…… am I right? If there any other points please let me know…

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I know his address if you want to write to him ..

I will never declare that lankans are correct but not similar to mallus

I include much bad experience in my work place with them…..

I am not arguing on the subject of Indians or Mallus just my view points according to the topic…. Nothing personal……

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i am not mallu ...let me know who is mallu ? is that family name ?

I don’t mean for all Indian but kerala located in India right?

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hi

India’s name should not appear in this blog. This topic is related to some mallu person and not India. So pl. refrain from putting India’s name in this blog.

Hey brit i cant see the pic can u bleeeeese bost a link?

"Ali Baba and 40 thieves" are now "Ali Baba and 30 thieves" ; 10 were laid off.

Khareesh English please..

NO FAWMY ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

they are afraid of the LAW & ORDER in QATAR

thinking his family twice, NOT like lanka.................

Disagree with you but I know that mallu has criminal brain as a result only they are still here

Catch you after jummah

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haay some one new ..........

not only LULU

FOOD PALACE

FAMILY FOOD CENTRE

FOOD WORLD

AZIZIA FAMILY SHOPPING COMPLEX

SAFARI HYPERMARKET

QATAR SHOPPING COMPLEX

LOGIC HYPER

WHITEROSE HYPERMARKET

SEALAND HYPERMARKET

AND eighty percent of groceries..........are owned by MALLUS...............

To decrease the population of India they trying to kick off mallus out of the country, just dream if all Indians returned to home what will happen???

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Dressed in a Kevlar coated Lungi which also acts as a cloak of invisibility when required. His vest can withstand a titanium coated bullet at 10 metres. Mallu Man is able to leap tall coconut trees. He can outrun pajju at full speed on his bike..

Mallu Man !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

U say something & u get a lot more of wot u dont want.. Y wud u bother urself asking dis question in here, anywayz...?

what he is doing with his pink lungi????? all mallus same like this?????? Funny mallussss

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Mallus rule.. Don't mess with them ...

Hey is lulu run by mallus? hehehaha... ok bad joke sorry guys:)

"Ali Baba and 40 thieves" are now "Ali Baba and 30 thieves" ; 10 were laid off.

I AM A MALAYALEE.. THE ULTIMATE SONG!! there are many video versions to this song but here's the funniest one

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i think the one who started this thread is pajjuuu..

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we have a few similar sounding words like

pallu side of a woman scarf (dupatta)

kallu dark complexion (slang)

lallu somebody stupid (slang)

no idea bout mallu

any one know the full form of^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ MALLUS ?

lo i thot you are,

no idea bout mallu but malli in my national lingo calld for yongr bro

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i dunno and am not mallu :P

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which language?

as far as i know mallu means romantic, is it true?

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Qatari mallus......................................new site? 4 mallus ?

oh ic thanks for info

We the people from Kerala, a small state from India are mallus.

qatarimallus .. actually wat is mallus ?

lol wat a thread :P

We mallus are the pride of Qatar. We should get our own special living area in Qatar. All the major markets here are run by us. In all major companies we are present.

You can't teach experience...

in the middle lane !! Tortoise.........

As far as i remember, when i learned driving they taught us if u drive at 40 or 60 u shud be in the middle or slow lane. didnt know rules for me n otheres were different.

huh!! I had hopes you will gro sunshine, even after seeing the whole world you are this pathetic. pity you

lol shreeya- look who is talkin, who has only bullockcarts back home and few cars imported from the neighbours

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One more generalisation...All moustaches belong to Mallus?....What about my husband then? He has moustaches too...

He also drives 40-60 on fast lane...sometimes even lower, so that makes him Mallu...tell me tell me...

Everything's gonna be alright!!!

Sunshine/ Arien

Arien wat happend my friend ? Why are you getting so serious.....:)

Sunshine hav you seen Me......lol

Unclejeee, i might have been only born in Doha and u dont know me , so dont speculate wht i have seen n not seen. i Have seen more countries than u can count. so spare me the sarcasm.

Unfortunate indeed and none can help but urself.

Thts the problem. you have seen only doha.

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Human nature unfortunately. N dont generalise by wht u c on tv. I can say abut doha, coz i m here n lived here more than you.

I dont need to check much on your place sunshine.I know whts there and whts not there.

Atleast realise now, there will be bad apples in every lot, but only fools generalise. cheers

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Yes we have roads back home. wanna cum n check them out.

Sunshine , do you know they are almost 300 000 plus here in Qatar, obviously you will see them more than any other.. and you generalising , grow up

am a mallu,I have been driving past 20 years, have lived in 6 countries. could you please teach me to improve ma driving?? bleezz? Go get a life.

Do you have roads back home?? Look who is talkin .

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i wish one day the mallus learn how to drive, they ll be driving on the fast lane at 60km. grrr. n u can say tht a guy is mallu with the way he drives, u dont even need to c the signature moustache on their face.

this post is a shame for al mallus in qatar - mods have to delete this / cant understand wats wrong with the man who put this

just for the sake mallu bashing

Rizks Onam is next year mate :)....or 10 months to it....dont start demanding 10 months in advance.....have patience...lol

Its the plan of us mallus to take over the world....

we have you surrounded.....

One fine day....a Mallu leader will give us a signal....from the Ezdan tower......and then....and then .....the revolution is going to take place.....lol

Pajju just show the thread to his superior for a salary increase and then...the res is history:(

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Morning SMN !!

As usual, nothing new.....:)

By the way, the mallu gang still owe me the Onam Treat..... bloody miser mallus...:(

I wish their Lungis catch Fire and all of them run on the streets.....:)

Hello People! How is evrybody today? Whats up with the mallu bashing?

"Ali Baba and 40 thieves" are now "Ali Baba and 30 thieves" ; 10 were laid off.

Ring ?

Wat ring ? Wedding Ring.....lol

Duh!! why did you give him the ring Rizkz. Don do that!!!

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smoky - sorry dude, was stuck at work till 9.. couldnt make it :((. Next time for sure.

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Arien !!

U should have seen his driving yesterday, My GoD !!

We were like jumping from one end to another in the CAR and this mallu burger with his Red Eyes was lookin at the SKy and driving Instead of Road.....lol

SMoke . Pajju is absocnding .. and you the organiser is the responsible one to find out.lol

Or is it RIZKZ who was driving around the town iwth him untill midnight!!!! I have two witness for this.

comeone guys wher is Pajju??

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lol SmokE ....

tat bloody bugger was driving my CAr like a bloody F-16 yesterday night.....:)

see the profile of poor "qatarimallus" . member for 1 hour and 38 min

Nationality:Qatar

Job Title:Mallu

Gender:Male

Age:18 - 25

Member For:1 hour 38 min

2 points

And where is pajju today? what did you people do with him last night? If i dont see a LOL from him in the next 5 mins i'm calling 999

Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)

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Arien bhai where were you shitting last night? U were supposed to be the score keeper!

Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)

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1 hour old TROLL - keep feeding him mates , he will have enough to shit on your head.

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Pay peanuts and you'll get Mallus?

It should be pay coconuts and you'll get Mallus?

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You forgot RATS too

"Pay peanuts and you'll get monkeys!"

I wonder how mallu population is growing so much, Kerala is such a small state but mallus are everywhere. You name the country and you will find a Mallu (simbly suber)

Not only Qatar the universe is growing because of mallus - lol...

Syed Qadeer

Poor Mallus !! :(

qatarimallu u r right, mallus are present everywere...even in the planet " Pluto" selling Kadak Chai and Porota....:)

Qatar is growing coz of the mallus? For the love of God, I'd hate to think of you mallu's breeding with Qatari's to make Qatarimallus! I might as well just get hit by a comet and die!

Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)

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cannot say about their contribution in Qatar's growth but i'm sure that number of Bad Drivers & accidents are growing due to excessive MALLUS lolzzzz

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NO OFFENCE as i know there are other nationalities too but on daily basis i do face them on roads

Furthermore, they did tell me that most of the mallus are from a very poor family background. That's why they just accept any job / level of wages offered to them to earn money and send it back to their family members

OK, take QR50000 a month.

hmm, is that a fact.. ok give yourself a pat in the back.. :/

wow i never knew that.

Thanks for the precious info.

Qatar is growing because of we mallus.

Well what QL can do about it. You have to submit your request to the concerned Ministry

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Moreover, you have to blame your mallu brothers as why they accept such low wages just to come to GCC country. This is the reason that they are in huge numbers but sadly living a very miserable & pity life.

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The above information was provided by few Mallu ppl who discussed their miseries with me on different occassions.