Logical
A LOGICAL SOLUTION.
Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-*-*-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far a** kissing will take you.
A-*-*-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bulls**t and A** Kissing that will put you over the top.
HERE IS THE RIGHT mathematical certainty,I AM GIVING YOU AS I PROMISSED BEFORE YESTERDAY..
A,I,J,Q,Y = 1
B,K,R = 2
C,G,L,S = 3
D,M,T = 4
H,E,N,X = 5
U,V,W = 6
O,Z = 7
P,,F = 8
AN EXAMPLE ! L O V E
3+7+6+5 = 21 THIS WILL BE 2+1 + 3 SO THE WORD "LOVE" TAKES THE PLACE OF NO AS 3.
THE WORD " HARDWORK"
H A R D W O R K
5+1+2+4+6+7+2+2 = 29 = 2+9 = 11 = 1+1 = 2
SO, THE WORD "HARDWORK" TAKES THE PLACE OF NO AS 2
I always put my shit in my toilet, and flush it down. But my potty is in qatar. Can't do anything about it Baki.
open an window here,,,bleazzz
pakismell
14+1+11+9+19+13+5+12+12=136%
Drac , we are really dealing with sick people .
kingmalik,my *hit !!!??? how dare you ?!!!!!!!
but u already have! not surprised..contradiction, lack of courtesy are found in the same basket
no simpleperson, i wont complicate my life with classifying topics.
I requested to all of following people to please ...
"Keep The Area Clean" here...
and dont put your shit here....
tHe-sMasHer
Dracula
edifis
britexpat
Samia
Thanks,,
messymiss=141%
Pay peanuts & you get Monkeys
if you cannot classify it, that is another problem..never mind..
Peace
edifis, wrong ... simpleperson= 154%
damn...you're right!
your Masturbation it's great!
and legal too! :P
Simpleperson,cant see any 'indecent talk' here !!! do you ??
And it should describe a quality or a job or it should be a verb. Architecture is illegal
Now who can beat the 153%.
Yes, Brit, I beat STUPIDITY and BUCKRAINSHALLAH with my MASTURBATION!
coz i am surprised to see an algerian who dares to engage in such a discussion especially a lady let alone posting a thread with this content
simpleperson, why you asked that question.?!
I have to hand it to you...
Samia, are you algerian really?
MASTURBATION=153%
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121A It's possible!
oooohhhhhhh my god ,you need a dynamic group of woman Drac !!! so brit is right he cant do it .
One day I post a kamasutra, and the picture was taken off by the MODs. Now why is Dracula's Kamasutra 121A pic still there?
hey drac,gr8 job..proly samia ll find this...
Thu, 01/10/2009 - 7:48pm
brit ,lol.. position 121A cant find it on google .i wonder how would it be !!!???
1+15+3+8+9+20+5+3+20+21+18+5 = 128%
Good thing I finished my college course! :-)
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
i guess brit,its the age factor nt the prob wid the position..
Kama Sutra position 121A with a triple backflip is definitely impossible... I learned that the "hard" way :(
s t u p i d i t y
19+20+21+16+9+4+9+20+25= 143%
F**k you.. takes u to 102%..woww
B-U-C-K-R-A-I-N-S-H-A-L-L-A
2+21+3+19+15+1+9+14+19+1+12+12+1
129%
nothing`s impossible brit ,didnt you learn !? this is the most important lesson about life .
Since more than 100% is impossible, those people are liars..
I take you bukra inshalla and raise you a double inshalla...