Dhoni's honeymoon is over

I gota go now...

Catch you Later

Jai Hind... But only in Laundary :p ...

Bye

MOD around ? nyway guys cool .. this main forum use english only plzz

Because of the looser EMN ... all are fighting...

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HEY BAGWAN RAJA RAAAM PATA PATI SITAA RAMM

HUM KO MATCH JEETWA DEY RAM DURGAA MAAA BACCHA LENAAA

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D

HEY BAGWAN RAJA RAAAM PATA PATI SITAA RAMM

HUM KO MATCH JEETWA DEY RAM DURGAA MAAA BACCHA LENAAA

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D

hhahahahahhaha Bounce back to india.. and

"WATCH PAKISTAN'S MATCHES ON BIGGGGGGGGG SCREEENSSS"

he is action hero of mallu films name muma toi ..

HEY BAGWAN RAJA RAAAM PATA PATI SITAA RAMM

HUM KO MATCH JEETWA DEY RAM DURGAA MAAA BACCHA LENAAA

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D

MS Dhoni said right.. they will bounce back to india..lol

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Broken is a star tonight

as tears rolled on to my cheeks

they whispered in my ears

let us take your pain away

broken is a little heart tonight

mallo accounted wow gr8t!!!hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....then bolo kitna paisa howa bhiya hahahaha

"We will bounce back"...I am not saying this... MS says :)

da dae tor makhi pa neya khar khatalay de

In next match between india pakistan we have a good combination of players i agree gary is right lets start with openers 1)kamran to gautam = gautami 1

2)imran to dinesh = danesh 1

3)younus to dravid = david twin

4)shoaib to virat = veeru

5)misbah to abishek= abhi bchn

6)umar to raina = rania

7)afridi to dhoni = doda singh 3

8)naved to nehra = nehru

9)saeed to harbhaj= bhajiiya

10)asif to praveen= pujaa

11)amir to tendul = sachine

This s the perfect combination thanks gary for giving good advice next time they ll play with 22 players insted of ll ..hahhahahahaah

:P :P :P: :P :P :P :P :P

bro you can check the other thread too.. EMN is continuosly talking bad things about Pakistan

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HEY BAGWAN RAJA RAAAM PATA PATI SITAA RAMM

HUM KO MATCH JEETWA DEY RAM DURGAA MAAA BACCHA LENAAA

every_mothers_n: i am proud to be PAKISTANI..

we are talking about cricket and dhoni. this forum is not to disscuss about u or me. so be on point please. say something if u have about cricket or dhoni.. thanks

dont get carried away

they earning while playing we r getting nonce to see

dont compare it is an game

any body can win and loose

so we should concentrate on our work

im mallu ACCONTED butt ji...............hahahahah

Aana free, jaana free,

Pakde gaye tho khana free.

whats your problem.

hahahah lol butt jii

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wid some samoosa and pakoora

2 cup tea maloo bhai!!!!

I THINK u are maloo rite.......

Arien :)

mz.000 is a Qatari supervisor clebrating pakistan going to the next round........how nice!!!!!!

Why are you so ashamed to mention ur country name?

Aana free, jaana free,

Pakde gaye tho khana free.

i love dhoni coz he is good batsman tendulkar...gambir..dravid.....sewag....kholi cool batman but they are indians this is a big prob!!!indian always blames pakistani so god give him punish....this is truth!!!

Cool it down.

guys.. be decent please, you can comments on others but in decent language please.....

Pajju no abusive language on forums pls. Mods pls action .lol

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ahem

sorry now ok..

butt can u off ur caps lock plz ?

HEY BAGWAN RAJA RAAAM PATA PATI SITAA RAMM

HUM KO MATCH JEETWA DEY RAM DURGAA MAAA BACCHA LENAAA

lol Arien . Rizks today onwards verymuch free

yaaaaaaaaaar!LOOSER INDIAN ......HAHAHA DHOBI NA GHAT NA NA GHAR KA ITS MEAN DHOBI IS KUTA MEANS DOG HAHAHAHAH

AANA FREE DHONI KO.....HARNA FREE INDIA KO

JANA PARAY GA AB INDIA KO

every_mothers: yes enjoy party for Pakistan loss and "INDIA'S EXIT BECAUSE OF THAT LOSS"

enjoy the party guysssssssssss

Arien......what is the name od salman khans new movie???

Aana free, jaana free,

Pakde gaye tho khana free.

unmarried players can manage with each other u know woh kehte hain samjhota ...

WoW,,, I today realize that Indian Cricket teak has so much talented ppl.... The Dhobi... The Cook.... The Driver... The Infant...

But Alas I wish they had A Cricket Player also :p

emn also u can watch his add for oil in which he said pore hindustan ko chalane ke liye tail (oil) chahye ..

That movie is crap rizks........Im cooking chicken curry pls come over we shall celebrate pakistan's loss.

Aana free, jaana free,

Pakde gaye tho khana free.

Yes smoke, My all time favorates were Vengsarkar (colonel) for his book shots.Viv Richards for his consitsency, Tendulkar.

Imrankhan and Kapil among the bowlers. I havent seen such lovely bowling action and follow throws from anyone after them. None deadly than thompson and lilly.

most are not indians ;). sports is sports.

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The other reason dhoni and co has been failed gary kristen has mention already player should to have good sex fuel so hopefully they do sex before they match.....but with whome ?????????? most of them unmarried

Rizks.. Array oooo Behn bhai ... (Wanted)

Apna Apna Funda hota hai ... Mein Awrtoon aur bachoon pe haath nahi otatha :D ...

Emn - keep away from the baldy.. family is gone and he has startd asking aus whts for dinner, lunch.. lol

Rizky , we will meet on fri with Bajju. okies?? make urself free

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every_mothers: instead of going to Gulf cinema, you can watch Dhoni's movies on all indian channels

lool EMN !!

I think its tat shit movie " Wats ur Raashee "

So wats cooking today for dinner ? :)

lol Najeeb !!

wat an Answer u have there man ....lol

Again a Question ...lol ??

How u know tat yellow thing was Shit ?? :)

By the way, i got SCARED. Plz dont scare me, i am just a small Infant ....:(

which movie playing at Gulf cinema?

Aana free, jaana free,

Pakde gaye tho khana free.

Rizk you virgin little boy.. Stay calm boy. First it was Pajju,now Arien what next Bella the donkey. Don't worry you will get married one day and have your own honeymoon..:)

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HE WHO DARES WINS

Cricket is a game of uncertanity

...EKJ...

Najeeb were u presently physically in the cricket ground to smell and see their dirty cloths ?? :)

@ Rizks... don't try to be funny ok... And dont make me bring the drama to you...Bcuz if u wanna bring me de drama... every1 will lauff for you...so lets speak abt players here..and dont be personal...not good for ya ...

As far as ANSWER to your question is concerned ...

So I could see it oin T.V. Harbajhan's Trauser :d ... from the back it was still yellow with shit ... And thats why he couldn;t bowl well again PK ...So its dhoni's mistake ofcourse ;)

Forget all this Dhoni issues and you all contribute arrange me a good honeymoon package to bahamas or Switzerland....:)

poor dhobi on the last no in 20 men for large run chases and even our bowler mohammed samiand aqib javed are high rank then indian captain mr mahindar singh DHOBI

Best difference in batting average when chasing 275+ (qualification: 10 innings)

Player Span Inns NO Runs HS

Ave SR 100 50 Career

Diff

Alok Kapali (Ban) 2002-2008 10

2 305 89* 38.12 76.63 0

2 19.83 18.29

HDPK Dharmasena (SL)

1994-2004 11 6 273 69* 39.00

81.98 0 3 22.62 16.37

N Kapil Dev (India) 1978-1994 11 3 314

52 39.25 92.08 0 1

23.79 15.45

AC Parore (NZ) 1992-2002 16

2 526 108 37.57 81.67 1

3 25.68 11.88

G Kirsten (SA)

1993-2003 11 1 520 133* 52.00

75.14 2 3 40.95 11.04

ME Waugh (Aus) 1988-2002 14 1 633

113 48.69 88.53 3 2

39.35 9.34

BB McCullum (NZ) 2002-2009 19

5 564 86* 37.60 90.24 0

4 28.38 9.21

A Jadeja (India)

1992-2000 19 2 792 119 46.58

81.56 2 5 37.47 9.11

TM Dilshan (SL) 1999-2009 10 4 321

81* 40.12 107.00 0 1

31.38 8.73

V Sibanda (Afr/Zim) 2003-2009 12

0 366 59 30.50 69.05 0

3 22.06 8.43

KP Pietersen (Eng/ICC)

2004-2009 10 1 494 100* 54.88

101.43 2 3 46.67 8.21

SR Waugh (Aus) 1986-2002 19 2 698

91 41.05 86.49 0 5

32.90 8.15

RR Sarwan (WI) 2000-2009 23

3 1021 92 51.05 83.41 0

10 43.04 8.00

Tamim Iqbal (Ban)

2007-2009 10 0 363 154 36.30

92.83 1 1 28.34 7.95

HH Streak (Afr/Zim) 1993-2005 26 12 574

64* 35.87 83.18 0 3

28.29 7.57

Rashid Latif (Pak) 1992-2003 10

3 213 50 26.62 85.54 0

1 19.42 7.20

ML Hayden (Aus/ICC)

1993-2008 10 0 510 109 51.00

88.85 1 3 43.80 7.19

Mohammad Sami (Pak) 2001-2007 10 7 110

46 18.33 73.33 0 0

11.62 6.70

Aaqib Javed (Pak) 1988-1998 11

5 101 45* 16.83 70.62 0

0 10.68 6.15

MS Dhoni (Asia/India)

2004-2009 22 7 948 183* 55.76

94.80 1 7 49.67 6.09

http://www.cricinfo.com/magazine/content/story/427280.html

Rizks this bachelorhood is getting to you man...control yourself first you wanted to do pajju in parking lots and even on the pavement, now your after Arien...two timing pajju is not good.

Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)

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Arien: Dhoni is number one because he is selfish..... for the past few years wen the team is in trouble he comes late wen all is lost scores selfish runs and people say ok atleast dhoni scored

he should come up wen his team is in trouble and then u ll c wat will happen to his avg and the number 1 spot hes given....

SmokE Kaminey !!

Arien lets meet up and do Gang Bang.....lol

"Bcuz they were all wearing dirty cloths from Last series..."....

Najeeb were u present physically in the cricket ground to smell and see their dirty cloths ?? :)

Agree with Arien doesnt matter what nationality, talent must be admired when you see a player give his 100% to make the game more interesting. I personally liked one Sri lankan bowler dont know his name but i'd not have the balls to bat if he was bowling..damn fast bowls that would blow rizks head off :P

Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)

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Rizky..bachelor boyy..you want an inroduction from me??lol wht plans for the weekend??? beware , have kept a spy to keep an eye on you, not me .. memsaab. ;)

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Now dhoni and co still in africa to watch 2 semifinal in the ground all 11 has 2 do some work the weather forcase s bad for next 4 days so they have new duties of covers dhoni ll lead because he s captain and others follow

i can see your face same to same like pork.. lOOSER hahahaah

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Princesofdoh... am not here for any petty arguements bro, just said the facts. ICC controls the international cricket and they have the fair ranking systems.

http://www.cricinfo.com/rankings/content/page/211270.html

check and scroll for the ODI ones.

I like all sportsmen who is talented and perform, despite of his nationality.

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ah ok i see :)

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All porkistani very upset..............why?

Aana free, jaana free,

Pakde gaye tho khana free.

HI Omer

Scroll down, you are reading the Test rankings.. check the ODI

ICC Player Rankings

Rank Name

Country

Rating

1 M.S. Dhoni IND 814

2 Yuvraj Singh IND 766

3 G.C. Smith SA 763

4 M.E.K. Hussey AUS 762

5 A.B. de Villiers SA 761

6 S. Chanderpaul WI 747

7 C.H. Gayle WI 744

8 S.R. Tendulkar IND 723

9 R.T. Ponting AUS 716

10 V. Sehwag IND 710

Top 100

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No Mr. Smoke... actually all players were ashamed even before the match between Pakistan and India Started... Bcuz they were all wearing dirty cloths from Last series... So tell me whos mistake was that... Ofcourse Dhoni, the number 1 in I.C.C (International Cloth Cleaning Council)

from cricinfo aginst west indies:

16.2: Dhoni to Dowlin, FOUR, lovely bowling, short and wide outside off stump, a real freebie, and this one is slapped into the gap at cover for four more .. superb captaincy this!

i think everbody is fed up from Dhoni

Why would he be ashamed? Cricket is not a 1 man show..and i dont know how many players are there in a team to tell u lol. but my point is captain or not its not just about HIM, what were the other players doing? basking in the sunlight? Thats the problem with Indians, we try to put the blame maximum on others who are in charge and no one wants to play as a team. jealousy perhaps? personally when players start to play for money rather than just love for the game thats when they should be thrown out. Winning or losing is part of any game and no player should be ashamed to lose.

Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)

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yes Smoke... people should not put players on that top, its good to keep them down to earth.

Now if u see Dhoni after match presentation, he is never ashamed of match losses and whatever wrong he has done. You dont see him ashamed of anything anymore.

mr arien only talking about ranking which show indian channels and sponsored by indian companies ..

Exactly Rizks even those stupid bloody movie stars are the same thing..they come from nothing and get rich with our money and then they buy luxury cars and treat the fans like dirty. Effing bastiges. Flop or Hit they get paid..why are we cribbing about it?

Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)

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above 50 suites to wash to keep his average maintain

Dhoni's name is not there in top 10 ranking of ICC..you can see

ICC Player Rankings

Rank Name

Country

Rating

1 K.C. Sangakkara SL 859

2 G. Gambhir IND 847

3 Jayawardena SL 830

4 S. Chanderpaul WI 821

5 Mohammad Yousuf PAK 818

6 M.J. Clarke AUS 808

7 Younus Khan PAK 801

8 G.C. Smith SA 782

9 R.T. Ponting AUS 779

10 J.H. Kallis SA 755

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Agree with SmokE !!

The same goes for hollywood, tollywood and malluwood actors as well....lol

I dont blame the player, i blame all the fans. They put too much expectations into 1 person. At the end of the day its just a game there has to be a winner and a loser. You cant expect to win all the time. Secondly as soon as a player gets recognized for his above average talent you fans go all out and put them so high that the lack of oxygen gets to their head. Advertising gimmicks to make you buy soaps, shaving creams and underwear's.

Stop the extra hype over a player and keep them down to players level and then see how they continue to strive to be the best for a longer period rather than treat them like Gods. Same story everytime and we never learn.

Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)

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LoL.... hahaahha MR Arien ICC world ranking # 1

Means I.C.C= International Clothing Cleaning Council :D

And Dhoni is definateLy # 1 :D ... I agree with mr. Arien .... HAHAHAHA

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Arien: Dhoni's scores are in not important matches. he has never scored during any big tournament.

The problem is that whenever it requires some good captaincy decision, Dhoni is always faild.

Arien are you a newbie ??

Plz introduce urself ? :)

PrinceOfDoha... how many cloths every day does he needs to wash to keep his top richest ranking???

Wats so great ??

He had good honeymoon and is now back home.

So Wat ? :)

Dhoni is that

Dhoni is this

Dhoni is dhobi

Taken in the team to wash cloths

BUT Dhoni is ODI batsmen ICC Rankings No1. Still hs an average above 50.

http://www.cricinfo.com/rankings/content/page/211270.html

People its a game, when they loose medias people start cribbing, when they win they praise them. nothing new.

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he will start laundry bussiness to keep his ranking no1 in the richest cricketer of the world ..

Dhoni had become the one of the richest cricketer becoz of earnings through cricket and advertisings. his big income was through advertisings.

But now Dhoni will not get any advertisings. if people see him in any product advertise they will stop purchasing that product even.

DHOBI will be next prasad or srinath for india or might be ajit agarkar .

Nothing surprising.... he earned a fortune to last for generations to come.... no more motivation... another one will come and same story will get repeated... but am sure he will still not be laid off even for a while ....

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One life to live, live it to the fullest.

Najeeb_999.. now a days he is washing every thing.

Even washing big matches............

Mr. Dhobi.... HAHAHAHAHA...

I think he was taken in de team for cloth washing ... Nice nick name ya've given him Mr. Prince :D

PrinceOfDoha.. nice share

its really funny.

i dont understand what happened to dhoni, he left the keeping and started bowlling.

i think he is under lots of mental pressure and cant handle this. so doing funny things on feild.

This is what happens when u take a simple cricket player and make him sit on top of your heads. Eventually he's gonna sheet on you :P

Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)

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wowwwwwwwwwwww see the below link and enjoy

http://www.cricinfo.com/page2/content/story/427615.html

dear mz did u saw how indians they gave honor to Mr DHOBI in there chat ... good link to share