Human / Donkey Maths Equations !!!!

Arien
By Arien

Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy
Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work
In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.
++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++ ++
Equation 2
Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money
Therefore:
Man-earn money = Donkey
In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey
++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +
Equation 3
Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey
In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey
++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +
To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend
So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!
So, we have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money
Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!
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By Arien• 1 Jul 2009 15:53
Arien

rms you yourself is ababy of 14 years lol

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By anonymous• 1 Jul 2009 13:40
Rating: 3/5
anonymous

This is the same (Logic?):

The taxcollector is a fox.

The fox has four legs.

Ergo: the taxcollector has four legs.

What happens is that one time the fox is a living animal and the other time it is a symbol for a feature.

Aristotle played with these things to frighten his disciples. (Syllogism)

By starfaith25• 1 Jul 2009 12:35
Rating: 4/5
starfaith25

LOL!!!

Life's a bitch and then you die! ;)

By Firewater• 1 Jul 2009 12:30
Firewater

What a load of tush

By mjamille28• 1 Jul 2009 12:28
Rating: 4/5
mjamille28

hee-ha! :P

By anonymous• 1 Jul 2009 12:05
Rating: 4/5
anonymous

i love it .. first time to see

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By GodFather.• 1 Jul 2009 12:02
GodFather.

Arien I thought you was a Ram not a Donkey?..:)

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By rMs_000• 1 Jul 2009 11:54
Rating: 2/5
rMs_000

very very old stufff ! ;-p

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