A Dysfunctional Love Story : The Wolf in Sheep's Clothing & the Innocent LiLBoPeep Lamb
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Ahh, the wolf. He is cunning, charming, believable, and oh so good at what he does. He pretends to be everything he is not, just to impress you. He makes up stories about his life that sound so real. You know like they really happened. Unfortunately, they never did. Who you think he is,
is nothing more than an illusion created by this crafty canine. He starts out oh so charming, to the point we're you spill your guts about everything. This is where he learns all about you and what you need and want. Once he learns all your deep desires, he pretends he is the one that can deliver them. He looks like a sheep, but don't be fooled; he is just a wolf in sheep's clothing. Nothing about this man is real. God help the woman who meets up with this one.
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The Innocent LilBoPeep lamb is often times a very sensitive, honest, caring and most importantly trusting human being.
Believe me she is Not stupid. However, she does trust to the point of being blinded by a good illusionist. She just wants a loving, caring, honest relationship. To her detriment, she can be a neon sign saying come and get me to the predators of life. She really does see life through rose-colored glasses. So as not to pick on the victims of life, she's just a nice girl, looking for a nice guy.
DaRuDe finds several sheep wandering around. Hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and calls a veterinarian for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination.
Da doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and will instead lay down and wallow in the grass when they are pregnant.
Da hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means HE has to impregnate the sheep. So, he loads the sheep into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back and goes to bed.
Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he concludes that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the truck again.
He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed. The next morning he wakes to find the sheep still just standing around.
One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the sheep and, upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed.
The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at the sheep. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the sheep are laying in the grass.
"No," she says, "they're all in the truck and one of them is honking the horn."
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AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO - ASH!!!
Thanks honey! ;-)
Whatever you vividly imagine, Ardently desire, Sincerely believe and Enthusiastically act upon, Must inevitably come to pass.
Damn...
Anyone pls continue with the story.... It was fun...
No more Hmm... Pls...
n LBP - Welcome back.... :)
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I miss Alexa's signature about claws.
Lol......... always smile at your
........."sigh".....classic!! Will search for it :-)
Whatever you vividly imagine, Ardently desire, Sincerely believe and Enthusiastically act upon, Must inevitably come to pass.
Alexa - where is your signature
......"sigh".......... tonight?
:-o
Whatever you vividly imagine, Ardently desire, Sincerely believe and Enthusiastically act upon, Must inevitably come to pass.
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15.505
for sale car number plate!
:P
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15.502;
15.503;
15.504
please one more "well" for 15.505!
Good number! :)
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Hmmmmm lol - 515 :-(
Whatever you vividly imagine, Ardently desire, Sincerely believe and Enthusiastically act upon, Must inevitably come to pass.
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hmmm..lol = 20000
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Lol............
Whatever you vividly imagine, Ardently desire, Sincerely believe and Enthusiastically act upon, Must inevitably come to pass.
HMMMM
Whatever you vividly imagine, Ardently desire, Sincerely believe and Enthusiastically act upon, Must inevitably come to pass.
WHAT THESE ALL MMMMM ANY TASTY CHOCOLATE CAKE OVER THERE! :)
especially you Drunku.... :)
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it's an easy way to hmm...sorry, to make 10000 ponts on QL!
HMMM...
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Drac - never a more true word spoken about me! You hit the nail on the head!
Tcom? Hmmmmmm, ummmmmmm, um, hmmmm?
Whatever you vividly imagine, Ardently desire, Sincerely believe and Enthusiastically act upon, Must inevitably come to pass.
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mmh...
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Hi Panda - sweetheart!! ;-)
I never knew so many people could have such a long conversation about my sheep? Lol........
Thanks Panda for finding them!! ;-*
Whatever you vividly imagine, Ardently desire, Sincerely believe and Enthusiastically act upon, Must inevitably come to pass.
I thought that the proof was in the pudding ?
is in the biryani :-P
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come back on Q..G or...enemy forever! :P
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you sure had your lunch today :/
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Maybe funny is not the right word.... how about I'm sorry for being so
* dorky (always)
* silly (giggles)
* stupid (I will when I get my test grade)
* pathetic (no comment)
* needy (like I NEED a drink)
* greedy (did you really think I was gonna share my eggs)
* thirsty (took two tries to spell that right)
* sleepy (four hours is NOT enough)
* horny (yeah that's another group, I know...)
* sore (damn back hurts still)
so along with those I am sorry if I'm too funny.... (I wish)
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drac wake up man
Has she really gone?
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God does not believe in Athiests.
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Drudez,all frienz fite n so did we, pls remeber we can onlee be frienz, onlee frienz!
main b tumhara onlyyy frienz hon kya :(:(:(
Main toh kuch aur samjha tha!
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lol....
Laughed my ass Out...
Cool....
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lol QL's really got lots of talented writers.. :P
I am just writing to apologize to DaRuDe for the last post..
Qatar's leading lawers, Sheikh, Sheikh, Sheikh, Rattle and Roll have issued me with a defamation writ unless I apologize for insinuating anything..
Please note that "All characters in this story are fictitious, but any resemblance to persons living (or dead) may be considered purely intentional."
The plot truly thickens
Wondering what will come out next
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look like a drunkula to me now are you coming from orion sucking drunk one's blood there
whaaaaaaaaaaat are yooooooooou saaaaaaaaaaaaying :?
A Dysfunctional Love Story : The Wolf in Sheep's Clothing & the Innocent LiLBoPeep Lamb
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.
Ahh, the wolf. He is cunning, charming, believable, and oh so good at what he does. He pretends to be everything he is not, just to impress you. He makes up stories about his life that sound so real. You know like they really happened. Unfortunately, they never did. Who you think he is,
is nothing more than an illusion created by this crafty canine. He starts out oh so charming, to the point we're you spill your guts about everything. This is where he learns all about you and what you need and want. Once he learns all your deep desires, he pretends he is the one that can deliver them. He looks like a sheep, but don't be fooled; he is just a wolf in sheep's clothing. Nothing about this man is real. God help the woman who meets up with this one.
.
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The Innocent LilBoPeep lamb is often times a very sensitive, honest, caring and most importantly trusting human being.
Believe me she is Not stupid. However, she does trust to the point of being blinded by a good illusionist. She just wants a loving, caring, honest relationship. To her detriment, she can be a neon sign saying come and get me to the predators of life. She really does see life through rose-colored glasses. So as not to pick on the victims of life, she's just a nice girl, looking for a nice guy.
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sheep 'em loaded up :P
why the hell are you posting my life times stories here onnnnnnnnnnnnn publicccccccccccccc forrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuum
:/
DaRuDe finds several sheep wandering around. Hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and calls a veterinarian for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination.
Da doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and will instead lay down and wallow in the grass when they are pregnant.
Da hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means HE has to impregnate the sheep. So, he loads the sheep into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back and goes to bed.
Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he concludes that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the truck again.
He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed. The next morning he wakes to find the sheep still just standing around.
One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the sheep and, upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed.
The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at the sheep. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the sheep are laying in the grass.
"No," she says, "they're all in the truck and one of them is honking the horn."
And let her know you have found her sheep ;-))))))))))
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God does not believe in Athiests.
....got satisfied! lolll you crazyyyy LOL
i aaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmm not in QLSG damn it :/
so be cool ok or will hang you upside down and get donkey for you Red Pope special Latino Donkeys
I can even go for the pigs :)
you are an imposter, will not trust you anymore! (QLSG :-/)
lol brit.. the plot thickens... :P
The main question is how did the sheep land in the middle of the desert.
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no he found them earlier and took some of them on date and when he got satisfied he brought them back with him.
how nice of him
I'm holding the sheep hostage..I will release them in return for a reasonable sum of money and new brake pads for my KIA..
Earlier she was the one searching for you ....
and all these time you were out in the jungle searching for her lost sheep that is so sweet
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going for sheep thats a weird one now. :/
t_coffee_or_me, she lost her fat sheep yesterday in the desert. now it safe with me just wanna get back to her :)
OMG tcom, i was about to ask the same... :P
whats going on between you two lol
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