Joke

car_michael
By car_michael

doktor at pasyente
Pasyente visit a doctor for a check up.
Doctor: anong problema?
Pasyente:paki-check lang po itong "ari" ko.
Doctor: Ok,hubo' para makita..
Nang makita "ito" ng doctor,napatawa ng malakas ang doctor,dahil singlaki lang ito ng
AAA size na battery.
Pasyente:nasaan po yong code of ethics nyo.di dapat pagtawan ang isang pasyente.
Doctor(try to recover):Sori,di na maulit.Anong problema?
Pasyente: Ito nga po,"namamaga"

By rimlaw• 17 Jan 2009 19:27
rimlaw

thats the correct reason mitz...

By Mitzzyy Mitz• 17 Jan 2009 00:36
Mitzzyy Mitz

that is the best I can describe their thing so that the admin will not delete the post...=)

hope they appreciate it...hehehhehehe..=)

Mitzzyy Mitz '09

By sentibhim• 16 Jan 2009 20:26
sentibhim

LOL Good Joke

"Drink Beer Save Water"

By mariam-mar• 16 Jan 2009 20:21
mariam-mar

Mitzzyy, how's your "junior"? Lol!

Rimlaw, how's your mate? ROFL!

 

 

"There's nothing we can do to change the past, if it teaches  you a lesson profit from it then, forget it."

By rimlaw• 16 Jan 2009 18:51
rimlaw

I will translate the "joke" for others to undertand...It goes like this:

doctor & male patient:Patient went to see a doctor for a check up.

Doctor: whats your problem?

Patient: Wanna have my "mate" checked.

Doctor: Ok,get naked, wanna see your "mate"

When doc sees his patient's "mate" as small as AAA battery he wasnt able to control his laughter!!!!!

Patient: Where's your ethics doc? you shouldnt laugh at your patient!

Doctor(tried to recover):Sorry, that will never happen again, so what seems to be the problem?

Patient: Cant you see its swollen?

NOT FUNNY....err... I think car michael had his check up yesterday at Grand Hamad, lol...peace man!!!

By Mitzzyy Mitz• 16 Jan 2009 18:44
Mitzzyy Mitz

doctor and patient:

Patient visited the doctor for check up--

Doctor: what's the problem?

Patient:can you please check my "junior"?

Doctor: Ok,take off your pants and let's check

When the doctor saw his junior, he laughed aloud because his "junior" has a "AAA size battery."

Patient:Doc, where is your code of ethics? You should have not laugh with your patient's condition.

Doctor(try to recover):Sorry for that...what's the problem???

Patient: My "junior" swells...=)

Mitzzyy Mitz '09

By flanostu• 16 Jan 2009 18:31
flanostu

hahaha...AAA battery....hahahaha

By archer78• 16 Jan 2009 18:22
archer78

Mr car please in english,....wats that

By JunX• 16 Jan 2009 18:09
JunX

Could you...umm..translate?

By mariam-mar• 16 Jan 2009 18:04
mariam-mar

ROFL! LOL! HI! HI! Hi! Cute!!!!AAA size and yet swollen???

 

 

"There's nothing we can do to change the past, if it teaches  you a lesson profit from it then, forget it."

By britexpat• 16 Jan 2009 17:59
britexpat

Sorry, didn't get the joke :(

By tatess• 16 Jan 2009 17:12
tatess

if you want to post in Tagalog ,go to the Filipino group not here.Main forum should be in English only.

By baldrick2dogs• 16 Jan 2009 16:56
baldrick2dogs

English only in main forum please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you Google it first?

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