Why my KIA is best...

britexpat
By britexpat

Driving into work today in my recently valeted KIA, I looked around at the other vehicles and thought.. "Hey, this is teh car to be in"...

Logic -

KIA has same number of tyres as a Ferrari.
KIA has same number of doors as a Lexus saloon.
KIA has the same number of cylinders as an Audi A4.
KIA has the same type of sun roof as a BMW 5 series.
KIA can activate a speed camera at the same speed as a Porsche 911 Turbo.

Need I say more ?

By anonymous• 27 Oct 2009 23:10
anonymous

"Mexico's pink taxis cater to fed-up females

Lidia Hernandez, 40, drives her pink taxi in the city of Puebla, Mexico Friday Oct. 16, 2009. The pink cabs are part of a government-backed fleet in Mexico's colonial city of Puebla aimed at helping female passengers tired of leering male drivers.(AP Photo/Joel Merino) "

http://www.comcast.net/slideshow/news-world-latinamerica/news-world-latinamerica-20091019-LT.Mexico.Pink.Taxis/

Tell me Brit: this is the way that you "feed-up" a female?

By GodFather.• 27 Oct 2009 23:08
GodFather.

BritExpat.. Is your other Car a Black Porsche. I swear I saw you last Thursday near the Ramada, or do you have a twin brother in Town?

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"HE WHO DARES WINS"

Derek Edward Trotter

By britexpat• 27 Oct 2009 22:25
britexpat

Thanks, but I have already had the interior specially designed..

By Lion_King• 27 Oct 2009 19:59
Lion_King

Brit, I offer you a set of pink seats of your taste specially done for you...Enjoy the drive ...:)

By britexpat• 27 Oct 2009 19:17
britexpat

A KIA Koffin. Now there's a thought :O)

By LeisaF779• 27 Oct 2009 18:14
LeisaF779

Kia, boo! :P

By Johnson566• 27 Oct 2009 17:14
Johnson566

Dear Brite,i also have same pink color Kia with me but i only use when i go to fish market.

By DonMeister• 27 Oct 2009 17:05
DonMeister

What's a rear-view mirror? =S

Must be something that comes on luxury model Jeeps.

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Red '92 YJ Laredo

4.0 L AMC 242, no rear-trac bar

Future mods: Lift and wheels, paintjob, foglights

By samia08• 27 Oct 2009 16:37
samia08

Gica , you`r not serious lol

By anonymous• 27 Oct 2009 16:08
anonymous

Samia, you have to admire this!Love is a strong feeling!

Two weeks ago a saw on CNN a US citizen, died at 84 , which demanded to take in his grave his Oldsmobile and the his guns and they filmed at the funerals when the old green car was laid down in his grave. A true pure fanatic.

Brit what do you want to be buried with you? I think the whole Darude's list, isn't it?

By samia08• 27 Oct 2009 15:58
samia08

someone`s in love with his car !

By britexpat• 27 Oct 2009 15:21
britexpat

I understand that it can be rather unnerving when a Pink KIA suddnly looms large in your rear view mirror..

By DonMeister• 27 Oct 2009 15:17
DonMeister

About that photo OP... ummm Brit, does your KIA morph into a pink Land Cruiser at times? I could have sworn I saw you in the KIA and the moments later, flashing a poor Sunny off the road in a similarly painted Land Cruiser.

Is there something we should know about?

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, _____

/l ,[___],

l--L --[]lllll[]-

()_) ()_)-o-)_)

Red '92 YJ Laredo

4.0 L AMC 242, no rear-trac bar

Future mods: Lift and wheels, paintjob, foglights

By anonymous• 27 Oct 2009 14:54
anonymous

I used to see a pink car(dunno if it is KIA) parked in front of Dasman(Airport Road)

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We were given: Two hands to hold. To legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find.

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By mical• 27 Oct 2009 14:47
mical

if that's the case....i don't regret having a KIA car in my home country....

" Tomorrow is not just another day, it's another chance..."

By d-redd• 27 Oct 2009 14:36
d-redd

pink wht sort of choice is tht??i would have had a union jack paint on it or maybe a chelseafc logo...

By jlafort79• 27 Oct 2009 14:28
jlafort79

if you take away poverty there will be no one to clean our trash and to do the dirty stuff.

... you have a poverty level brain

By britexpat• 15 Jan 2009 08:00
britexpat

I also want to eradicate poverty..:)

Ahmad Satti..

I did..

By anonymous• 14 Jan 2009 21:39
anonymous

Who Said kai is best?

By Eagley• 14 Jan 2009 20:54
Eagley

But different from the "world peace" statement, huh?

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Don't want no drama,

No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama

By Dracula• 14 Jan 2009 19:45
Dracula

"I just want to make Qatar a safer place for driving and make the world a better place.."

this is just a copy/paste from your speech, last year when you won "Mr. Universe" title!

Shame!

:)

By Eagley• 14 Jan 2009 19:31
Eagley

"can activate a speed camera at the same speed as a Porsche 911 Turbo."

Where? In Qatar? A bullock cart can activate the bloomin' speed camera.

/VB, who's AHMED??

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Don't want no drama,

No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama

By britexpat• 14 Jan 2009 18:16
britexpat

I am not getting a payback from KIA.. I just want to make Qatar a safer place for driving and make the world a better place..

By Dracula• 14 Jan 2009 17:23
Dracula

http://www.qatarliving.com/node/324666

By Victory_278692• 14 Jan 2009 17:20
Victory_278692

I thought U, AHMED, Qatari and Darulings are MODs/Admin

By Dracula• 14 Jan 2009 17:08
Dracula

I didn't do it!

And I'll not do it again!

By Victory_278692• 14 Jan 2009 17:01
Victory_278692

great initiatives with prospective buyers comments

By Dracula• 14 Jan 2009 15:31
Dracula

And now , Bentley Regional Manager is here!

MOD? Where are you?

By who.am.i• 14 Jan 2009 15:10
who.am.i

Anyone willing to trade my Bentley for a Kia like Brit's?

By Dracula• 14 Jan 2009 15:09
Dracula

THIS SHOULD BE POSTED IN CLASSIFIED SECTION!

BRITEX, ALL OF US WE KNOW : YOU'RE SALES MANAGER - KIA!

FECK OFF!

.

WHERE'S THE MODERATOR?

HUH?

.

PS:

With a nice discount for buying a new Kia, I'll delete my post!

:P

By qatarIT• 14 Jan 2009 15:07
qatarIT

Hope wud see u with ur "PINK PANTHER"...oops sorry pink KIA somewhere in Doha....

By Eagley• 14 Jan 2009 15:01
Eagley

britexpat, I thought this thread had to be you...

DaRuDe, how is it that you know his "damn his bed and bath tub also all are pink"

What were you doing in his bed and his bath tub???

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Don't want no drama,

No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama

By Harry99• 14 Jan 2009 14:36
Harry99

I like this option.. Does it come with seat belt tensioners ?

By britexpat• 14 Jan 2009 13:43
britexpat

A fiendishly clever idea.. I must act on it..

Thus far, I have used the old fashioned method for Mrs Expat...

By Keith Brown• 14 Jan 2009 13:38
Keith Brown

Doesnt your Kia have a noxious airfreshener, its a real must have for the true dar lover. Works by gagging other occupants so they cant talk you to death .

By Rania M• 14 Jan 2009 13:21
Rania M

so who has a kia in here?

By britexpat• 14 Jan 2009 13:05
britexpat

Thank goodness.. I suppose it could be a fetish of some sort..Who knows..

By hesa24804• 14 Jan 2009 12:48
hesa24804

Britexpat - The plastic seat covers came off in the show room, its one thing I don't understand - why people drive round with them still on, they must get a tad hot in the summer!

By GodFather.• 14 Jan 2009 12:34
Rating: 4/5
GodFather.

So Brit is a Punk in a Pink kia.. then..O Baby (Austin Powers of QL Mr BritExpat)

Ok who ever sees Brits Pink Kia on the road and take a photo and posted in QL will get QR1000 from Uncle UkEng. I gave you description of BritExpat above and you know every thing about the car

So get started get me that photo..

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HE WHO DARES WINS

By britexpat• 14 Jan 2009 12:13
britexpat

The beauty nof a Pink KIA is that it can be seen from a distance..

The furry dice act as an extra airbag..

By anonymous• 14 Jan 2009 10:59
anonymous

This too was a Kia 4 wheel dirve:

My prayers are with you Britexpat...

By Rizks• 14 Jan 2009 10:57
Rizks

Sorry brite......

no more comments from me anymore, also i apologize if u feel i hijacked this thread...:(

By anonymous• 14 Jan 2009 10:53
anonymous

What about 1980 model Cressida???

Think like a man of Action..........act like a man of Thoughts!!!!

By Rizks• 14 Jan 2009 10:45
Rizks

So Red Hot Queen Rania.....

u too have a Pink KIA OR a RED Bulldozer ...:)

By samaac• 14 Jan 2009 10:42
samaac

i drank water i just woke up and did't even wash my face am actually still on bed can't open my eyes properly :)

By Victory_278692• 14 Jan 2009 10:42
Rating: 2/5
Victory_278692

we don't feel J of your car; it has all normal features, which a car should have, so be happy with KIA;

yesterday you are about to trade your car with ......; have change mind or this is the way to start marketing publicity and negotiation....

Pink to impress and gift to your GF or Ms expat!

All the best buddy

By Pajju• 14 Jan 2009 10:38
Pajju

samaac u drunk ? :)

By samaac• 14 Jan 2009 10:37
samaac

i am good buddy are u also my friend actually i have lost my memories

By Pajju• 14 Jan 2009 10:36
Pajju

brit :)

By samaac• 14 Jan 2009 10:35
samaac

i had your kia in my dreams but in my wild dreams :)

By Pajju• 14 Jan 2009 10:35
Pajju

samaac , how u doin man ?

By samaac• 14 Jan 2009 10:34
samaac

i think i know u but i dont remember you but no other choice pls take me somewhere i can see humans please

By samaac• 14 Jan 2009 10:33
samaac

i think i know u but i dont remember you but no other choice pls take me somewhere i can see humans please

By britexpat• 14 Jan 2009 10:32
britexpat

This thread is only for KIA appreciation society..

By Rania M• 14 Jan 2009 10:30
Rania M

samaac morning to u buddy, im lost here too

By samaac• 14 Jan 2009 10:28
Rating: 2/5
samaac

i think i am lost

By Rania M• 14 Jan 2009 10:25
Rania M

whats going on in here? what's pink, i dont remember i read in the topic anything about pink

By Rania M• 14 Jan 2009 10:23
Rania M

morning FS, im good how r u doing today?

By Pajju• 14 Jan 2009 10:23
Pajju

Rizks .. lolz .. AK 47 :)

By Formatted Soul• 14 Jan 2009 10:22
Formatted Soul

sound pinkishhhhhhhhh..

Rania..goodmorning gal..how you doing?

By Rania M• 14 Jan 2009 10:22
Rania M

yeah im more into red :)

By Rizks• 14 Jan 2009 10:21
Rizks

Pink Gun....lool

Which gun u referring to Pajju ? :)

By Pajju• 14 Jan 2009 10:21
Pajju

she s red hot read :)

By Pajju• 14 Jan 2009 10:20
Pajju

Morning Rania .. we all r perfect here .. how abt u ? :)

By Rania M• 14 Jan 2009 10:20
Rania M

im no pink, i hate pink

By Pajju• 14 Jan 2009 10:19
Pajju

haha Rizks he went to take pink gun ..

By Rizks• 14 Jan 2009 10:19
Rizks

Good morning Rania - The Pink Queen of QL...:)

By Rania M• 14 Jan 2009 10:18
Rania M

good morning guyz.. how are you doing today?

By Rizks• 14 Jan 2009 10:17
Rizks

lol Pajju.....

u fool it was Mrs. EXpat...:)

j/k brite...

By Pajju• 14 Jan 2009 10:16
Pajju

lolz ... sorry i fgt wear ma pink spex :)

By Pajju• 14 Jan 2009 10:15
Pajju

hah brit , i saw some pink dolls aslo n ur PINK kia ( i mean toys ) :))

By Rizks• 14 Jan 2009 10:15
Rizks

Pajju...

u damn fool its not hot thread its PinK thread...:)

By britexpat• 14 Jan 2009 10:14
britexpat

Don't listen to Da.. He's just jealous..He's been scouring the country for a similar car without luck..

By Pajju• 14 Jan 2009 10:12
Pajju

lool hot thread :)

By bleu• 14 Jan 2009 10:12
bleu

KIA can activate a speed camera at the same speed as a Porsche 911 Turbo??

I never heard of a KIA speeding at 320km/h

By DaRuDe• 14 Jan 2009 10:10
DaRuDe

not only his car is pink

his trousers

his pants

his furry pink thongs

his shoes

even his glasses

his watch

damn his bed and bath tub also

all are pink

and i dont wana explain more there are kids on site +18

By Rizks• 14 Jan 2009 10:08
Rizks

lool DaRuDe......

I guess its not black smoke its PINK....:)

By Formatted Soul• 14 Jan 2009 10:07
Formatted Soul

I fell in love with your KIA...lol But why did you buy PINK???

By DaRuDe• 14 Jan 2009 10:05
DaRuDe

has the worst gear than other cars jeez i find my cycle gear best that Kia's

By DaRuDe• 14 Jan 2009 10:04
DaRuDe

what kia has others dont

the damn black smoke from silencer :/ polluting the air

By britexpat• 14 Jan 2009 10:02
britexpat

Its a KIA with a slightly modified grill for aerodynamics and aesthetics.. Please note the slightly blued fog lights .. The furry dice is just visible in the windscreen..

I am willing to consider swapping it for your Vertu...

(Before I get nasty responses , by her Vertu, I was ofcourse reffering to the mobile phone..)

By Rizks• 14 Jan 2009 09:59
Rating: 2/5
Rizks

no Amoud... as brite mentioned up there...

"KIA has the same type of sun roof as a BMW 5 series"

so it is KIA ...:)

By Amoud• 14 Jan 2009 09:53
Amoud

thats a BMW.... lol

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By Rizks• 14 Jan 2009 09:49
Rizks

brite......

i guess tat pic up there, was taken in CHINA ..:)

By britexpat• 14 Jan 2009 09:46
britexpat

Its one of a kind.. please don't offer to buy it from me..

By anonymous• 14 Jan 2009 09:38
anonymous

finally Brit has found true love :D

By Formatted Soul• 14 Jan 2009 09:33
Formatted Soul

Is it really Pink? and why did you opt Pink? its a ladies color..why dont you post a pic for us to comment more..lol

By britexpat• 14 Jan 2009 08:48
britexpat

Welcome to the club... have you removed the plastic seat covers ??

Also, did you notice that the spelling is "MOHAVE"

By hesa24804• 14 Jan 2009 08:46
hesa24804

I have a KIA Mohave and I love it!!!

By Intelligent• 14 Jan 2009 08:38
Intelligent

Britespat is the smoke coming out is also PINK. lol

Peace.

By Rizks• 14 Jan 2009 08:27
Rizks

lol brite.....

I wished PINK tyres were also available in market, tat would be a plus in ur Pinky KIA ...:)

By anonymous• 14 Jan 2009 08:23
anonymous

yep mj, the driver IS pink as well!

By britexpat• 14 Jan 2009 08:20
Rating: 3/5
britexpat

I take great exception to your making fun of my KIA..

Yes, the furry dice and the centre console are pink.. The dashboard has pink lighting for ease on the eyes and ambience. Apart from that the plastic covered seats and headrests are stock immitation leather.

By mjamille28• 14 Jan 2009 08:11
mjamille28

lol Rizks, the driver could be pink as well, you never know eh? :P

By Rizks• 14 Jan 2009 08:05
Rizks

brite.....

watelse is PINK in ur car ??

I mean interior, tyres, engine etc. etc.... ?:)

Or its the body ?

By mjamille28• 14 Jan 2009 08:03
mjamille28

you forgot to mention it's PINK!!! lol

By Rizks• 14 Jan 2009 08:01
Rizks

PINK KIA ...:(

brite ur the character i use to see in my childhood days..."Pinkpanther"... ??..:)

By britexpat• 14 Jan 2009 08:00
britexpat

Thankyou.. I'll be watching out for you :)

By abohmaid• 14 Jan 2009 07:58
abohmaid

i will b aiming at u in a al nasr street

saying:this is my friend , this is my friend

By xhameel1• 14 Jan 2009 07:57
xhameel1

my 3 year old brothers plastic tricycle is more comfortable and efficient..

By britexpat• 14 Jan 2009 07:57
britexpat

Possibly. But , is the Honda PINK ????

Does it run on slicks using Premium fuel ??? NO!

By greentea• 14 Jan 2009 07:53
Rating: 3/5
greentea

ur HONDA also has:

same number of tyres as a Ferrari.

same number of doors as a Lexus saloon.

the same number of cylinders as an Audi A4.

the same type of sun roof as a BMW 5 series.

can activate a speed camera at the same speed as a Porsche 911 Turbo.

right? :D

By anonymous• 14 Jan 2009 07:45
anonymous

Now i know why you're to proud of it. I think its about time to swap mine unto KIA..

MySp

By Rizks• 14 Jan 2009 07:34
Rizks

lol brite...

Does ur KIA jump on roundabouts like landcruizers ?

Does ur KIA run in two legs like Nissan Patrol ?

Does ur KIA scare the small carz by flashing, coming very close to the front car like Lexus...:)

By Intelligent• 14 Jan 2009 07:29
Intelligent

I think I have to go for a ride in your KIA. I have heard more about your KIA then even my own car. lolz...

Britexpat drive safe.

Peace.

By greentea• 14 Jan 2009 07:27
greentea

thank you... thank you for that logic, you have just given me hope that my car is one of the BEST just like your KIA and the Ferraris, Lexus, BMW etc... :D)

By anonymous• 14 Jan 2009 07:27
anonymous

lol...I really wanted to comment on this yesterday...

I think you have increased all the QLers Trivia Base...even if we wake up in our sleep we will say that Britexpat has a KIA...

:)

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