Top Ten Signs President Bush Doesn't Care Any

By MapleLeafs •
10 Hasn't taken off his Iron Man costume since Halloween
9 The menu for the White House Thanksgiving dinner? Corn dogs and Beefaroni
8 Drew a picture of Garfield on Dick Cheney's bald head
7 He's barely trying to ruin the economy anymore
6 Spent the entire weekend in the Oval Office pardoning himself
5 Saw Osama at Arby's drive-thru but didn't feel like chasing him
4 Spends cabinet meetings scanning classifieds for next job
3 Primary focus is surpassing Hank Paulson's high score on "Guitar Hero"
2 Asking Obama, "How soon can you bail me out of the White House?"
1 Started dating hefty interns
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