Blonde jokes at its best!
By svelte_saggi •
There were two blondes, and they had just came from a store.
The blonde that owned the mustang had locked her keys in the car. She was trying to pick the lock when she stoped to rest for a second.
When she sat down, her friend said, "Hurry up, it's starting to rain and the top's down!"
LOL!!!
post more jokes and separate each. LOL!!!!!
Good old jokes! but still funny! Good morning SS! You're really feeling good nowadays, huh!
"dgoodrebel will always be the rebellious good one"
Q. How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A. She threw it off a cliff.
Q. How does a blonde kill a fish?
A. She drowns it.
Q. How does a blonde kill a worm?
A. She buries it.
Q. What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A. A wind tunnel.
This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked.
She stuck her head out and said, 'Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes...'