Little Johnny Jokes :-P
By svelte_saggi •
"If you had a dollar," quizzed the teacher, "and you asked your father for another dollar and fifty cents, how much money would you have?"
"One dollar." answered little Johnny
"You don't know your basic math." said the teacher shaking her head, disappointed.
Little Johnny shook his head too, "You don't know my daddy."
Little Johnny goes to his father and asks, "Dad, is god a man or a woman?"
His Dad replies, "Johnny, both. God is both."
Johnny asks, "Dad, is god black or white?'
His Dad says, "Both. God is both."
Ok, then Johnny asks, "Dad, is Michael Jackson God?"
Tag: short stories
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CONFUSE ............ if you cannot convince!
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CONFUSE ............ if you cannot convince!
this little Johny has a great chance of winning a Nobel prize.
cheers,
paul
PMSL,....saggi, cut it out!!! :P
Saggi you have started the week on funny side ..may the rest of the week be the same..
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HE WHO DARES WINS
The teacher wrote on the blackboard: "I ain't had no fun in months." Then asked the class, "How should I correct this sentence?"
Little Johnny raised his had and replied, "Get yourself a new boyfriend."
right on saggi,.. i agree on that one.... lol
A Sunday school teacher asked Little Johnny, "Do you believe in the Devil?"
"No," said Little Johnny. "It's the same as Santa Claus. I know it's my daddy."
nice :)
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"liFe wAs lIkE a bOx oF cHocOlAtEs. yOu nEveR kNow
wHaT yOu'Re gOnNa gEt." ================================
good to hear that....
dunno why,MJ.....i'm feeling funny all over! :-P
lol saggi you're in a humorous mood today eh....?
STOP !!!!!!!
Easy now Gal .....:)
Nice one..
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HE WHO DARES WINS
Little Johnny walked into the house covered in filth. His mom asked, "Johnny, why do you always get so dirty?"
Johnny replied, " I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are."
The Teacher had asked the class to write an essay about an unusual event that happened during the past week.
Little Johnny got up to read his. It began, "My daddy fell in well last week."
"Good Lord!" the teacher exclaimed. "Is he OK?"
"He must be," said Little Johnny. "He stopped calling for help yesterday."
One day little Johnny was digging a hole in his back yard.
The next-door neighbor spotted him and decided to investigate.
"Hello Johnny, what are you up to?" he asked.
"My goldfish died and I'm gonna bury him," Johnny replied.
"That's a really big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" asked the neighbor.
"That's because he's inside your cat!"