Limericks

mksingh
By mksingh

Any body for funny limericks leaving aside the literary and the dirty ones. Hope the following is not so dirty:

There was a man name Mcbride
who could fart whenever he tried
In a contest he blew
two thousand & two
& then he shat & was disqualified.

By mksingh• 3 Nov 2008 22:52
mksingh

There was this man from Rangoon

who farted and filled a baloon

It went up so high

in the middle of sky

that it straight away struck moon.

---X---

While I sat with Pr. Arroyo at tea

She inquired "Do you fart when you pee?"

I replied "not a bit.

Do you belch when you shit?"

And I felt that was one point above QL Philipee.

By mksingh• 3 Nov 2008 16:14
mksingh

There is this boss name Martin

From whom I am about to be parting

On my way out

You may hear me shout

It's your face I'd like to fart-in

---x---

There is this young lady named Kelly

Who had a big bulge for a belly

Her pants were so tight

we had to take flight

because the noises she made were so smelly

By mksingh• 3 Nov 2008 08:28
mksingh

A flatulent lady named Marta

was widely renowned as a farter

On the strength of one bean

she'd fart 'God save the Queen'

And Beethovens 'Moonlight Sonata'

---x---

And this guy called Carter

was also a renowned farter

He gives reason

with great passion

that when I fart Sir I fart from my heart

By anonymous• 3 Nov 2008 07:58
anonymous

Those 2 were poems, not limericks

Here are 2 limericks:

There was a young lady named Rose

Who had a large wart on her nose

When she had it removed

Her appearance improved

But her glasses slipped down to her toes

There was a young lady called Mary

Whose legs were incredibly hairy

But this didn't phase her

She bought a new razor

And now they are smooth as a cherry

By manishapant• 3 Nov 2008 06:27
manishapant

Ladies and gentle beans, horses and mules. I have come here before you, to stand behind you to tell you of something I know nothing about. Admission is free, so pay at the door, pull up a chair and sit on the floor.

One bright day, in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other.

A deaf policeman heard the noise, and came and shot the two dead boys. If you don`t believe this lie is true, ask the blind man. She saw it too!

By aaahmed81• 3 Nov 2008 01:58
aaahmed81

i have one i still remember from the school days..

one fine day, in the middle of the night,

two dead men, got up to fight,

back to back, they faced each other,

drew their swords, and shot each other....

i hope it not that pathetic..

Cheers

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