How good is your speech
As its the weekend I thought I would just remind you of things which are hard to say when you´ve had a few:
Things Difficult to Say When You're Drunk.........
a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d)Cinnamon
Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk .
a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate
Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...
a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more drinks for me, I've reached my limit.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) Please take the shooters back, let's have water.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero coordination.
I) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
k) That chair looks wobbly and dangerous and I certainly wouldn't try balancing on it with this short skirt on in case I fell off.
l) I must get to my bed as I could never have a really good sleep in that hedge.
Britexpat and Dracula
It is tedious to read and pronounce those words, specially when those words are mimic and pronounce with a British accent. Imagine the Romanian accent.
In the other hand, I could strip clean the subject and come up with a few jokes.
For Example:
Things Difficult to Say When You're Drunk.
Proliferation:
Don't worry, nine out of ten, the chances are in your favor for it to happen. If you have the right person in the same mood.
“Be fearful when others are greedy, and be greedy when others are fearful,”
I can't even say that sober..:o)
ounds like a type of flying dinasour..
Protopopeeceetorescoveeci
Supercalifragilistic expialidocious !