:: MallU MarriagE ProposaL ::
NO OFFENCE !! JUST READ, ENJOY n FORGET IT !! :)
I am an olden young uncle living only with myself in Thiruvananthapuram. Having seen your advertisement for marriage purposes, I decided to press myself on you and hope you will take me nicely. I am a soiled son from inside Kerala. I am nice and big, six foot tall and six inches long. My body is filled with hardness, as because I am working hardly. I am playing hardly also. Especially I like cricket and I am a good batter and I am fast baller. Whenever I come running in for balling, other batters start running. Everybody is scared of my rapid balls that bounce a lot.
I am very nice man. I am always laughing loudly at everyone. I am a jolly gay . Especially ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft. I am always giving respect to the ladies. I am always allowing ladies to get on top.That is how nice I am.
I am not having any bad habits. I am not drinking and I am not sucking tobacco or anything else. Every morning I am going to the gym and I am pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want you can come and see how much I am pumping the dumb belles in the gym.
I am having a lot of money in my pants and my pants is always open for you. I am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself only. What to do? So I am taking things into my own hands everyday. That is why I am pressing myself on you, so that you will come in my house and take my things into your hand. If you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I will be loving you very hard every day.
If you are not marrying me madam and not coming to me, I will press you and press you until you come. I am waiting very badly for your reply and I am stiff with anticipation.
Rizks that was a very funny post ...SO seriously ARE YOU A MALLU RIZKS?
ah okis :)
Pajju .................
No Remember ITS TUESDAY, so will be till 15:30Hrs ...:(
ooohhh snaps.... stomach cramps....hahahaha
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"The most destructive force in the universe is gossip"
Nawab as the one having nawabbi habits???
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hahahahaha good one :) another 15 min :)
Mallu = Malabari Are Lungi Living Uncles !!!
:):) Again NO OFFENCE :):)
Rizks , anyway wat is mallu ? :P
Woohhooo...."I am waiting very badly for your reply and I am stiff with anticipation." nice way to wait dude..
Cheers All
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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
lolz :)
lol Khanan......................
Kia Miya !!!
Rizks is Nawab!!!
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Have Courage To Live.
Anyone Can Die.
Pajju u dumb chicken......:)
I M not Mallu .....:(
lol
smartbuddy Rizks is mallu :)
Sometimes a note is not enough to say no offence because if something is offensive a note cannot make it non-offensive.
anyways, the content of the joke was really good, had a good laugh!!
Thanks.
we have a cricket team here,we need a faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaast bowlr.so can u join with us...........................................
smartbuddy........
tatz why a note is there in the begining of the post
"NO OFFENCE !! JUST READ, ENJOY n FORGET IT !! :)
Cheerz !!!
"I am an olden young uncle living only with myself" .... Lol that was funny, good one except for the fact that it says "mallu", hope mallu's are not offended, if they do, then original poster should edit his post.
hahah, funny
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No Marhabtein I'm a tee totaller or somethin like that;)
I dream of a better tomorrow where Chickens can cross the Road without having their motives questioned - Unknown
Have you taken over in the gin stakes?
Oh FYI that was me laughing HARDLY! ROFL!
I dream of a better tomorrow where Chickens can cross the Road without having their motives questioned - Unknown
HAAAAAAAAAAAARHAAAAAAAAAAAARHAR!
I dream of a better tomorrow where Chickens can cross the Road without having their motives questioned - Unknown
after marriage hopefully if will only keep working too...
Iam working hardly or hardly working lol lol lol
lol at i am a jolly gay :P Rizks no work there :)
ROFL :-D
Keep smiling!
Saggi!