Lonely? - Please be very careful out there !
(6 August 2008, Hong Kong)
It's dark. You're lonely. Why not?
That was how 41-year-old Xian found himself face down on a bench, and calling for help in the middle of the night. The lonely man had noticed that the steel sit-up benches in LanTian Park had numerous ventilation holes, and thought it might be possible to use the enticing orifices for sexual gratification.
Once Xian became aroused, he found that he was stuck and could not remove his member from the hole in the bench. Quite understandably, he panicked. Police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble, and arrived to find poor Xian trapped face down on the bench.
Doctors were summoned to the scene. They tried to relieve the pressure by draining blood from the organ, but it was too swollen to budge. Emergency workers had to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.
Four painful hours later, doctors finally separated Xian from his bench. If he had been stuck for even an hour longer, the lack of blood flow would have caused sufficient damage that doctors would have been forced to remove his phallus.
This is one bad date that Xian will never forget.
heero_yuy ...... good Point !!
But i guess instead of lubricant he used GLUE...:)
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
stupidity has no limits.......
laughing here...
i cant help myself laughing imagining how would your faces look like after my comment...
brit.. it was the same case when i was a kid... i inserted my finger at the mouth of the 12oz. Coca Bottle and unexpectedly my finger stucked in... so i have to settle to break the bottle though my finger remains the same size ...
nasty things happens when common sense lose it senses...
very weird...
I am getting a little worried about you..
Fingers don't usually expand when extra blood begins to circulate..
I am getting a little worried about you..
Fingers don't usually expand when extra blood begins to circulate..
vivo - LOL :)
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Vivo Bonito -- or better look for the sign... "ONE SIZE FITS ALL"! lol!=D
“Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.”
LOL...
In Xian's defense, that's one sexy bench.
MORAL LESSON IN THIS MISHAP:
BE CAUTIOUS! test to insert with your finger first... lolz...
;-) but people somehow manage it...
Xray we all know getting "release" in qatar is a big headache lol you always need NOC letter
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
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I've seen men doing "push ups" and all sorts of exercise on the Corniche, so perhaps they will just blend in..
no comments.. everybody knows how to get release...
Careful Brit, you're going to give the men here ideas. The Corniche won't be safe for virgin eyes anymore.
Perhaps a pack of wet wipes with disinfectant will suffice and will be easier than carting around the chair..
no comment.. weheheh
yeeekkhh, Alexa, now that you have pointed that out I am gonna have to carry a beach chair around with me.
"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock - Will Rogers"
thats why just think once before action...
he looks like the guy who likes being on TOP :p which only goes to say never think u can just wham bham thank you bench! I hope he's learnt his lesson on one night stands!
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
_[]~SMoKE~[]_
and the bench loves him back and dont want him to let go!=D
“Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.”
Lol brit.. chinese and got stuck?? the hole must have been really small then.
another case of a man who does not "think before you poke"
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
_[]~SMoKE~[]_
Apparently he has been named as being Mr Lee tell Wun ..
Well, brit, I guess the hole is big enough for some people ;)
well atleast he was decent enough to not get up and leave in the morning without even saying thank you :)
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
_[]~SMoKE~[]_
:( "Desperate times call for desperate measures!" No time for cuddling!! Just get on with it! haha It's not like the bench is going to cuddle back?? Is it?
He was using his arms to "cuddle" the bench.. strewth, you're unromantic,,
He has hands, doesn't he?
Ohhhhhhh my god..........Brit u cracked me up
What protection... he has already damaged the bench. I hope there are no more benches with holes.... poor rescue team
Oooooouch!=D
“Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.”
LMAO :))
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I love Brits posts, better than the recent stuff we have been seeing here... Keep posting Brit, these little reads go great with my morning coffee.
"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock - Will Rogers"
ANother one for ur tabloid eh brit?
I dream of a better tomorrow where Chickens can cross the Road without having their motives questioned - Unknown
Did He USE PROTECTIONS ???.....:(
That this is a new (or old) urban legend. But no, it seems to be true...
The final caption on the subtitled Chinese news broadcast says that "At least he has proved that not all asian men are small."
{Hey! I'm just reporting what I read...}
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Since Allah has given me a brain, it would seem like a sin not to use it.
how do you know about such things ???
Anyway, he's Chinese remember..
But don't the holes look a bit too small?
hahahahahaha!!! Brit!!! You just crack me up....ROFL!
------------Virgos dont like chaos, gerrit? ----------
They could have releived much earlier.. just cut it off
I hope I am still that horny at age 41. I hope I make better choices though on how to relieve my horniness.
Never forget the things that really do matter...
he was damn h**** .. but holes in a bench!!
GEEEEEEEEz