3 Parrots
A man wanted to buy his son a parrot as a birthday present.
The next day he went to the pet shop and saw
three identical parrots in a cage.
He asked the clerk, "how much for the parrot on the right?
The owner said it was Rs. 2500.
"Rs. 2500.", the man said. "Well what does he do?
"He knows how to use all of the functions of Microsoft Office 2000, responds the clerk.
"He can do all of your spreadsheets and type all of your letters."
The man then asked what the second parrot cost.
The clerk replied, Rs. 5000, but he not only knows Office 2000, but is an expert computer programmer.
Finally, the man inquired about the cost of the last parrot.
The clerk replied, "Rs. 10,000."
Curious as to how a bird can cost Rs. 10,000, the man asked what this bird's specialty was.
The clerk replies, "Well to be honest I haven't seen him do anything.
But the other two call him "BOSS"!!
Hahaha turbo
David, this is ur boss talkin to u! Meet me in my cabin first thing tomorrow morning before reporting for work! I think its time v have a little chat.
hehehe
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I have a feeling this laziness is going to haunt me for a long time brutus?
Hehehehehehe.... nice one.. (hhhmmm... but still feeling lazy even to laugh)
cheers
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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
that is a good jock
hehehehehe