There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport. During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, "Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!"
After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi. Again, the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, "Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!"
And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time, the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled, "Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!"
The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a number of cars. Finally, the taxi came to the airport. The fare was US$300.
The Japanese exclaimed, "Wah... so expensive!"
There upon, the driver yelled back, "Meter, very fast! Made in Japan!"
Just thought I would add the fact that English is one language that lends it self to so many different applications, and versions of the use of English.
I am an Australian, and we speak different versions of english, obviously to residents of UK and USA, Canada, South Africa, New Zealand, but we all have one this ability to communicate via the one language. I am sure this is the case in Spanish and French where countries have evolved from colonial settlement by these countries. Spelling is another difference in the way we utelise the language we adopt, depending on where you come from, ie UK and USA, have some subtle spelling diffences on the same words, ie color, colour,
So don't ignore the spellcheck just because it seems to spell the word you want to use incorrectly, it is probably an Americanised program, that swaps z's for S's and K's for C's.
R u being serious? There are so many nationalities of people posting here, do u expect them all the have perfect spelling? My spelling is crap and English is my first language... What a dumb question!! and Alexa's right, even your title doesnt sound right, so if your so perfect in english u wouldnt have made that error...
lol.... typo error or whatever,.. maybe because some just want to make the words short.. it doesn't really matter, as long as we convey our thoughts clearly...
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lol alsboy....
There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport. During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, "Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!"
After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi. Again, the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, "Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!"
And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time, the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled, "Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!"
The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a number of cars. Finally, the taxi came to the airport. The fare was US$300.
The Japanese exclaimed, "Wah... so expensive!"
There upon, the driver yelled back, "Meter, very fast! Made in Japan!"
lol................
Spelling mistakes and thus misunderstandimgs can also be caused by dyslexia..
For example..
Two Dyslexic Skiers were at the top of a mountain in the Alps getting ready to ski down to the bottom.
The first one said to his mate, "Come on then, let's Zig Zag all the way down."
His friend replied, "No, no, you've got it wrong. We should be Zag Zigging down."
"It's Zig-Zag" said the first.
"No it's Zag-Zig" argued his mate.
Then they saw a guy on a sled waiting to take a run down the slope. They asked his opinion on their dilemma.
"Is it Zig-Zag or Zag-Zig?"
asked the first skier.
"I don't know, I'm a tobogganist" he replied.
"Oh, ok" said the second skier "I'll have 20 Marlboros instead please."
spell c a t = d o g
spell d o g = c a t
lol!!!!
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yes Alexa
u have given appropiate answer.
I don't think that all posts have wrong spelling. If you understand the message, spelling doesn't matter anymore, does it?
express..talk..share..
'Patience is a virtue' but ' Time is gold' toink!
illiteracy is an international problem.....
lol, I think spealing Dosn't matter.. to express out though..
mY nEPAL
mY pRIDE
."""""why all forum / post have wrong spelling?""""
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becoz all forums don't have the rayt spelling....hmmmm?????
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having fun reading all the replies!
someone even copied my profile! dang!
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Quality dude! Quality!
Loulsy, too much vad eenglish.
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whate is the ferdict conserning corekt speeling?! is it ze sam az speeking?
WYSIWYG
...maybe he was trying self-deprecation and got it completely wrong! ;-)
I mean who in their right mind would hire them? Duh!
Glad you like it QT. There's nothing you can say about it really is there, it just speaks so well for itself!
Alexa.. I think you may have lost your sense of humor for a minute there. ;) No worries!
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sometime is fun to play with the word. relax...
Everybody is right everybody is wrong, it depend where you stand
Alexa.. hehe I know what it is. ;) I was just posting another daft response. Forgive me, but I find humor in it as weird as it may sound. LOL
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Hey
Just thought I would add the fact that English is one language that lends it self to so many different applications, and versions of the use of English.
I am an Australian, and we speak different versions of english, obviously to residents of UK and USA, Canada, South Africa, New Zealand, but we all have one this ability to communicate via the one language. I am sure this is the case in Spanish and French where countries have evolved from colonial settlement by these countries. Spelling is another difference in the way we utelise the language we adopt, depending on where you come from, ie UK and USA, have some subtle spelling diffences on the same words, ie color, colour,
So don't ignore the spellcheck just because it seems to spell the word you want to use incorrectly, it is probably an Americanised program, that swaps z's for S's and K's for C's.
Yes janeyjaney go learna da engris or get QaQc to give u a private tutorial.
"Quit hanging on to the handrails . . . Let go. Surrender. Go for the ride of your life. Do it every day." Melody Beattie
What is plural? floral?
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Mr. Perfectionist..."post" should have been plural....now skip away and read a dictionary. Blah!
"Quit hanging on to the handrails . . . Let go. Surrender. Go for the ride of your life. Do it every day." Melody Beattie
buki.. pani like ha ha
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bani?
Someonenew, it's not pani!!!!
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vukbob n baneybaney... comon guys!
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Yup its petter to stob:)
LOL at Vukie!! We better stop!! Keep it on the down low!!
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lol, nobody's perfect..................
really? are you sure, All?
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and they're iz nowt rong wiv mi speeling!
Typical QAQC pedant.
Get a life mate
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Very goood Alexa..I m with u,,,
I want baper and benn.
Z Last tim i write Englich waz agez ago!! how u wants me to speak on writing very good?!
I speak London very best.. ;)
Cheerz..
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not really serious, just curious!
:P
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Quality dude! Quality!
yea alsboy i like ur jokes.. also who cares abt spellin. i like dem bebsi n bobcorn 2.
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Alsboy, I think you should post some more jokes to lighten up everyone's mood.. ;)
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it's also like text messaging......
Itz fast, understanable n eaz :)
I vant my bebsi.
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yes, exactly....
We are not writing any exams here. if v can express our thoughts its enough... at least I think so
You're grammer is very imposible.
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R u being serious? There are so many nationalities of people posting here, do u expect them all the have perfect spelling? My spelling is crap and English is my first language... What a dumb question!! and Alexa's right, even your title doesnt sound right, so if your so perfect in english u wouldnt have made that error...
lol.... typo error or whatever,.. maybe because some just want to make the words short.. it doesn't really matter, as long as we convey our thoughts clearly...
On this subject, this made me chuckle; http://www.qatarliving.com/node/183928
And even when they are like AbuAmerican.. They want to spell words the American way..:0)