Sleeping on the job

Things To Say, If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk:
1. "Actually I'm doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP). I learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.
2. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress."
3. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
Yup, de 3rd one... thou it wasn't my boss, but my friend and it did work... :)
did u try these answers in your office???
Good one