Blond Jokes

DaRuDe
By DaRuDe

No i dont have you guys post here 1 by 1.
ok here is one from me

On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet.

The blonde asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 300 feet?"

"That's a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground."

After pondering his answer, she asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know?"

By DaRuDe• 13 Aug 2008 13:41
DaRuDe

Aww how sweet of you :D

 

 

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By Gypsy• 13 Aug 2008 13:32
Gypsy

You're just posting these cause your upset I'm not blonde anymore aren't you Da. :P

Visit www.qatarhappening.com

By Andrews• 13 Aug 2008 13:22
Andrews

A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," she cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line. "Never mind, I got in the back seat by mistake."

By alsboy• 13 Aug 2008 11:30
alsboy

Nice one Brit...!!!

By britexpat• 13 Aug 2008 11:02
britexpat

Three blonde friends died together in a car wreck. They found themselves standing in front of the pearly gates with St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter heaven, they had to tell him what Easter was about.

The first blonde said, "Easter is a big holiday where we give thanks, have a big feast and eat turkey."

"Nooooo," said St. Peter. "You don't get in."

The second blonde said, "Easter is the holiday that we celebrate Jesus' being born of the virgin and give gifts to each other."

"Nooooo," said St. Peter. "You don't get in, either."

The third blonde said, "Well, I know what Easter is all about. Easter is a Christian holiday which coincides with the Jewish Passover. After Jesus celebrated Passover with His disciples, He was betrayed by Judas and turned over to the Romans. They crucified Him on a cross. After He died, they buried him in a tomb and put a huge boulder in front of it."

"Very good!" said St. Peter.

The blonde continued. "Now, every year, the Jews roll the stone away and Jesus comes out. If He sees his shadow, we have 6 more weeks of basketball."

St. Peter fainted!

By panda• 13 Aug 2008 10:57
panda

HIHIHI BExp

By DaRuDe• 13 Aug 2008 10:56
DaRuDe

 

 

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are sipping tea and discussing their pregnancies.

The brunette says, "My baby's going to be a boy." The blonde asks, "How do you know?" The brunette says, "Because when we did it, my husband was on top."

The red head then says, "My baby's going to be a girl." The blonde asks, "How do you know?" The red head says,

"Because when we did it, I was on top."

The blonde starts crying hysterically. When her friends finally calm her down, they ask her why she was crying. The blonde says, "My baby's going to be a puppy."

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By britexpat• 13 Aug 2008 10:55
britexpat

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

CLASS: Maria.

By anonymous• 13 Aug 2008 10:53
anonymous

Is her name Gy--ppp--ss---yyyy?

J/k

By Torque• 13 Aug 2008 10:51
Torque

Torque 8-)

By DaRuDe• 13 Aug 2008 10:50
DaRuDe

 Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?

A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.

 

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By DaRuDe• 13 Aug 2008 10:47
DaRuDe

There once was a blonde who had always heard about ice fishing, so one day she tried it. She went to an icy area, cut a hole, and started fishing. All of a sudden, she hears a voice. “THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!" She ignores it and moves to another area, cutting a hole, and beginning to fish again. Again she hears the booming voice. "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!!" She is starting to get freaked out now. "Lord? Is that you?" she asks. In reply she hears, "NO, THIS IS THE RINK MANAGER!"

 

 

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By Rizks• 13 Aug 2008 10:47
Rizks

I Love Blonde's ......

Leave the joke part ....LOL

By anonymous• 13 Aug 2008 10:44
Rating: 2/5
anonymous

i LOVE BLONDE jOKES! LOL

There is Airborne, CHAIRBORNE and blondeborne...

By panda• 13 Aug 2008 10:40
panda

:) good one...

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