Pregnancy Q&A
PREGNANCY Q & A
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q : I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes high school.
Q : What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q : My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current..
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q : Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my w ife is in labour?
A: Not unless the word 'divorce' means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q : Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
Q : Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids have left home.
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funny aussie gal
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Love this one! Have sent it to a friend as she had 4 babies in the span of as many years.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
"To be a part of my life you shud contribute positively"
Hahaha...loved:
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
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