The secret to getting a woman into bed!

britexpat
By britexpat

The MOST effective way to get a woman into bed is by dissing yourself, say scientists

Women have long enjoyed the company of men who are able to laugh at themselves.

But now a psychological study has revealed it is the most effective technique for a man to get his date into bed.

Gone are the days where roses, chocolates and a few witty one-liners would win over the ladies.

The new study has shown that the key to success in the bedroom is all down to sense of humour. And, more specifically, self-deprecating wit is fastest way to seduce a woman.

The results of the study, called 'Dissing Oneself: The Sexual Attractiveness of Self-Deprecating Humour', are due to be published b the Journal of Evolutionary Psychology.

Anthropologist Gil Greengross said: 'Many studies show that a sense of humour is sexually attractive, especially to women, but we've found that self-deprecating humour is the most attractive of all.'

People who use this specific form of wit are considered to be far more desirable as mates, the study has found.

However it can be a risky strategy, as it draws a potential mate's attention to your shortcomings.

Trying to technique on someone from another culture could also have its pitfalls, as they may not understand the irony, according to th research.

By heero_yuy2• 31 Jul 2008 18:43
heero_yuy2

Do ya all ever believe this guy? LOL

"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach

By jauntie• 31 Jul 2008 09:30
jauntie

whilst I was reading my latest book.

There is a comment in the book made by a Yorkshire Policeman - some may know him as Superintendent Andy Dalziel from the TV prog. Dalziel & Pascoe.

He likens getting a confession out of a criminal to getting a woman into bed. He says that:

"Getting a confession and getting laid have much in common - you have to be willing to listen to a lot of cr6p en route without falling asleep"

Hee!

By Rizks• 31 Jul 2008 07:39
Rizks

Women into BED ?...hmmmm ... "CHeeSE" ...LOL

By anonymous• 31 Jul 2008 07:14
anonymous

In the Korean Herald, Korean men are advised to speak a little English to "wow" her. So, guys, learn another language may help...French, Russian, or whatever.

By anonymous• 30 Jul 2008 23:18
anonymous

OK ENUF FOR MEN

LETS CHANGE IT..............

NOW TEMME WHAT A WOMAN SHOULD DO TO GET A MAN INTO BED ?????????????????

SO WAT U SAY FELLAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By marhabtain• 28 Jul 2008 11:45
marhabtain

Nip! Oh u must be Indian so clearly u wouldnt understand..........................hic! Back to Brenda.....she has passed out on the couch yah

By korkmazalp• 28 Jul 2008 11:39
korkmazalp

Yes , get them drunk routine still works in some cases , and has good advantages for both man and woman such as :

1. She can say the day after " Oh , did we ?? I am not such a girl who goes to bed at first date , I must be very drunk " And you can convince her that you know she's not that type of girls ( by the way whats wrong with it ?? ) , she's special . By this way you guarantee the next time , and convince her not to feel guilty .

2. You or your partner can say the day after : " Did we ?? , I must be very drunk , its a very big mistake , it wont happen again." By this way , you can define the relation as one night stand and no one get offended much .

But " get them drunk and have sex " routine only works if you are a tough drinker , or the girl can be easily drunk with 1 or 2 beers .

If you feel half-tipsy after 4 beers like me , you can easily face with undesirable situations such as :

* Wake up with a woman who is at least 15 years older than you and at least 10 kgs more than your weight ( You feel worse when you remember that you were leaving the bar with her like a triumphant conqueror )

* The worse , to wake up with a trans ( for curious QLers : It never happened to me )

* Trying to get a British lady drunk : You realize that you drink 5 beers within 1 hour and there's no room for another nip , but you see that she is already ordering 2 more beers . As she says , she just started to have fun . And you feel fear that if you can survive tonight .After the 9th beer , all you can remember that she is still drinking and dancing , telling you to karaoke with her together . And the day after , you wake up alone , in the beach , sands filled to your shoes , and people looking at you .

If a woman wants to sleep with you , she sleeps . The alcohol only can make the process faster .

By dragonfly212• 28 Jul 2008 11:15
dragonfly212

yes lausly, after all life is full of stress all we need is to go bed with happy face.

Everybody is right everybody is wrong, it depend where you stand

By vonkate22• 28 Jul 2008 11:00
vonkate22

Scrap.....

By Loulsy• 28 Jul 2008 10:47
Loulsy

Brandylady, Gypsy, Dragon and all those who have said that if a guy can make u laugh from ur heart is really the best there is.. :P:P

WYSIWYG

By FranElizabeth• 28 Jul 2008 10:37
FranElizabeth

So if someone was more welsh than Tallg.. would they be the welsherer welsher?!

Lol.. and how cool is 'did you fall down your bed?'!! You should make a Da phrase book:))

Going to go do something constructive now..like Facebook. Toodle pip- have a guddun:)

By DaRuDe• 28 Jul 2008 10:31
DaRuDe

or the Tall Welsher :D

 

 

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By FranElizabeth• 28 Jul 2008 10:29
FranElizabeth

I think Tallg must have done something extremely fabulous in his last life to be Welsh AND tall. It doesn't happen very often..

Yey.. flying on the 19th!! Please excuse any super dumb questions posted by self on QL in the next few weeks. It's just me losing the plot probably:)

Ps.. I like your noun 'Welsher'.. you have an awesome turn of phrase sometimes!

By DaRuDe• 28 Jul 2008 10:22
DaRuDe

the date is getting near and nearer great one more welsh beside that tall welsher

 

 

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By FranElizabeth• 28 Jul 2008 10:21
FranElizabeth

Nooo! I don't have a bed at the moment:( We moved into a tiny one bed so I could let our place. I have been attempting to sleep on the sofa for about 5 weeks. Grrrrr.

So I guess you could say that the secret to getting ME into bed would be just to Have one! Not saying that I'd want to share it, mind:)

By DaRuDe• 28 Jul 2008 10:09
DaRuDe

you here at this time did you fall down your bed and woke up so early

 

 

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By dragonfly212• 28 Jul 2008 10:08
dragonfly212

yes yes yes... i love the man who can make me smile and laugh so hard often. the happiness hormon is working well when you laughin and it can lead to sexy horNy mood. why not?

Everybody is right everybody is wrong, it depend where you stand

By FranElizabeth• 28 Jul 2008 09:54
Rating: 4/5
FranElizabeth

This is bang on - if you pardon the pun. There's nothing less attractive and unsexy than a good looking man who takes himself too seriously and knows that he's good looking. Instant turn off.

On the other hand, someone who is fun to be around and comfortable enough with themselves to laugh at their own flaws is so refreshing and incredibly endearing. It's almost like they're acknowledging that nobody's perfect and relaxes you about your own shortcomings... (not that I have ANY of course...;P)

Oh and men in pink too..

By ksarat16• 28 Jul 2008 09:36
ksarat16

thank god youtold BIG ... CHARM...I was thinking of something else...anyways, Big and Better if we may just say...and yes...we both can surely take a nap unlike some others who have already I presume started going through the Online Books of Humour to do some ground work...

By anonymous• 28 Jul 2008 09:35
anonymous

Dont ever brag about yer drinking prowese, yer dont even dare turn up...:D

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By anonymous• 28 Jul 2008 09:35
anonymous

How yah doing this fine morn, c your ego is doing great.

By smoke• 28 Jul 2008 09:33
smoke

well KSA and Smokey know first hand that WE attract more females than beez to honey...of course my good looks works most of the time and Ksarats....errr...well u know his BIG charm lol. So its safe to say we dont have much competition here on QL i can sleep in peace a nights :)

Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)

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By anonymous• 28 Jul 2008 09:18
anonymous

so its only theoretical!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OR some practical classes wud also be arranged

TSK TSK TSK!!!!!!!! :)

By anonymous• 28 Jul 2008 09:13
Rating: 4/5
anonymous

always stand familiar even with a group. A person who can easily stand-out and be noticeable is usually someone with a great sense of humour. It's the best way to attract the opposite sex.

So this characteristics works on both ways, for men and women.

"dgoodrebel will always be the rebellious good one"

By owen• 28 Jul 2008 09:01
owen

the secret is out.. so think again of the best way.. :P

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By ksarat16• 28 Jul 2008 09:00
ksarat16

Now I see competition for some serious humour like for example look at Thexonic has already started his attempts to get into bed...or to get someone into bed...and I must say, his attempt was rather interesting for a first timer...LOL!

By anonymous• 28 Jul 2008 08:53
anonymous

not only have a sense of humour, he should be witty and charming too......

By GodFather.• 28 Jul 2008 08:49
GodFather.

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HE WHO DARES WINS

By janeyjaney• 28 Jul 2008 08:45
janeyjaney

I'm not so fond of clowns hey.. but a little bit of humor is good. Clowns can stay in the "friend" area though. LOL

IMO

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By smoke• 28 Jul 2008 08:45
smoke

and now suddenly you'll see all the guys on QL trying to be extra funny ath the QL gatherings...sheesh

Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)

_[]~SMoKE~[]_

 

By ksarat16• 28 Jul 2008 08:44
ksarat16

Can we get back to this topic, out of all, this seems the more lighter of all...this morning!!!

By Arien• 28 Jul 2008 08:07
Arien

Poor comedians .. They will need a big stock of bedsheets and a lota zinc suppliments ...LOL

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By honey• 28 Jul 2008 07:49
honey

this conversation is a bit taboo for me..i agree with swissgirl

By anonymous• 28 Jul 2008 07:26
anonymous

I always pull myself down, over my big nose,double chin, beer belly,small feet and white skin,complete with T shirt tan.And i never have Women throwing themselves at me.....

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By anonymous• 28 Jul 2008 07:06
anonymous

It works for Woody Allen? I need his secret.

I want to look as sexy as Harrison Ford in the latest Indiana Jones movie!

By SouthLand• 28 Jul 2008 05:40
SouthLand

Works for him!

By anonymous• 28 Jul 2008 05:28
Rating: 2/5
anonymous

When dw and I were dating, we spent hours together sitting in silence. I don't think either of us said that much. After we got engaged, dw (who would've been df (darling fiancee) at that time) couldn't keep her hands off me. Now it's the reverse.

During this engagement time (1 year), I wouldn't make any humour. She would just come on and wouldn't stop. Now....I only wish!

So....sometimes it is just the chemistry (before the marriage). After the marriage, I've found that humour doesn't even help.

By brandylady• 27 Jul 2008 20:37
brandylady

a man who makes you laugh is great, I didn't mean jumping straight into bed with them though ;)

By Dianapilar• 27 Jul 2008 20:31
Dianapilar

4 me will b many other things b4 sense of humour, to accomodating if u ask me....just saying!!! after a few dates then i will agree with the sense of humour....

By swissgirl39• 27 Jul 2008 20:29
Rating: 2/5
swissgirl39

but am not jumping in every guys bed which make me a lil smile.i prefere serious talks and integrity and not a clown.

By brandylady• 27 Jul 2008 20:25
brandylady

I am not understanding your problem, the topic was what do women find most sexy, and I think a sense of humour is top of the list, NO????

By swissgirl39• 27 Jul 2008 20:22
Rating: 4/5
swissgirl39

once more it is abusing women,a typical male thinking,how to get her in his bed.really this study is so useless.

By anahmed• 27 Jul 2008 20:16
anahmed

I completely agree .. if a man is unable to make you laugh with in the first 10 minutes of conversation... then he stands NO chance...

^bllink blink...

Never Ask for a SMILE..just GIVE it..

By brandylady• 27 Jul 2008 20:10
brandylady

just plain and simple, women like men with a sense of humour, whats so hard to understand!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Dianapilar• 27 Jul 2008 20:05
Dianapilar

I must say the ppl who come out with this type of bull s... n get paid, well shall i say more!!!

By thexonic• 27 Jul 2008 19:55
thexonic

lol No wonder why all the ladies are attracted to me, even though my weighing machine says "to be continued" when I try to weigh myself :P

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By brandylady• 27 Jul 2008 19:44
brandylady

funny and sexy, the recipe for a great future :)

By Gypsy• 27 Jul 2008 19:42
Gypsy

Gotta agree 100%, there's nothing sexier then a man who can make you laugh and laugh at himself.

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By man98• 27 Jul 2008 19:36
man98

hahaha

By BF• 27 Jul 2008 19:13
BF

could be.

Stay REAL

By Vegas• 27 Jul 2008 19:12
Vegas

You can't teach experience

By brandylady• 27 Jul 2008 19:04
brandylady

I dont agree, I think a sense of humour is very important and to be able to laugh at oneself too

By swissgirl39• 27 Jul 2008 19:02
Rating: 4/5
swissgirl39

By brandylady• 27 Jul 2008 18:54
brandylady

so am I, women are more in control of themselves now more than ever :)

By britexpat• 27 Jul 2008 18:53
britexpat

The old, get them drunk routine... Surprised it still works..

By brandylady• 27 Jul 2008 18:48
Rating: 3/5
brandylady

what attracted me to DH in the first place was his sense of humour and still we laugh loads together :)

By marhabtain• 27 Jul 2008 18:21
marhabtain

To get em into bed either club them with a mallet or ply them with gin - works either way for moi.........

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