Funny quotes on Married Life...
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. - David Bissonette
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Hemant Joshi
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Dumas
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? - Sigmund Freud
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. - Anonymous
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." - Henry Youngman
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." - Sam Kinison
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." - James Holt McGavran
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't." - Patrick Murray
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming :
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - Anonymous
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.- Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Milton Berle
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. - Anonymous
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." - Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy "You're lucky, mine's still alive." - Anonymous
of course that was only a joke...(she might be mad at me if she reads it...)i have a very nice family and a loving son...
"one day we will meet again as time will never defy our togetherness and will never be apart again...."
this is a good reason why my stomach is aching right now...mine is not a sister of satan....it was his mother....HUHUHU....
"one day we will meet again as time will never defy our togetherness and will never be apart again...."
i missed the "quotes" part. wrong post, i guess.
xD
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...i hate it when the little voices in my head argue with your imaginary friends...♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
also a good one :)
Satan appears to Man. Man seems uninterested.
Satan: Are you not scared of me? Do you know who I am?
Man: Yes, you are satan. I am not scared of you.
Satan: Is that so? Tell me why.
Man: I've been married to your sister for 5 years now.
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lol
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(sheesh. man, am i bored. you can tell, huh?!?)
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...i hate it when the little voices in my head argue with your imaginary friends...♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
love the one 'the most effective way to remember your wifes birthday is to forget it once"
Mine is coming up, DH be warned ;)