Clever Dog
A Scottish football fan told his mate,
"My dog watches all the games.
When my team wins it jumps up and down and claps its wee paws.
When we lose it somersaults."
"Yer Kiddin me right? How many somersaults?" asked his impressed friend.
The Football fan replied, "depends how hard I kick it..."
"scottish pooch with cracked arse" ?
See? Even the dogs are affected with the idiocy that the ego of the audience unleashes! XD
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
poor doggy......is there an SPCA here ?:P
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
LOL...... want to try that with my Pitbull?
Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes.
- Ben Franklin