Things Guys Should Know About Girls (Part 2)
here's the link to part 1:
http://www.qatarliving.com/node/59343
31. Whatever you do, don't ever just show up at their house UNANNOUNCED...they walk around in their underwear just like guys do.
32. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your BEHIND at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.
33. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If your friends laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.
34. If your LADY slap you hard, you probably DESERVE it.
35. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did.
36. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of us are not offended by it. I REPEAT, MOST of US...
37. Having us over while you and your friends play video games, does not count as "quality time".
38. Most of US/WOMEN don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a jerk. (Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!)
39. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.
40. Girls generally don't like giving head, so you better be ready to reciprocate if and when you get it.
41. NEVER(EVER)slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.
42. Don't flirt with their moms, cousins (other female relatives)... that's just freaky and DANGEROUS (to your HEALTH)
43. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make US feel like shit, so be understanding.
44. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
45. Memorize their damn birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.
46. Don't marinate yourself in cologne, but always smell good.
47. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.
48. It never hurts to work out...take your own advice.
49. We think about you all the time.
50. We are not your all-night restaurant.
51. Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES will we have a threesome.
52. If we can admit that we're wrong, you'd better be able to do the same.
53. If you refuse to dance, expect us to dance with other guys...and lots of them.
54. Think before you speak...It'll make a world of difference.
55. We don't always expect you to be a TOTAL GENTLEMAN for us, but it doesn't hurt to open the door for us, pull a chair, hold our arms while we walk...at least once in a while.
56. Tell us we're beautiful....once in a while
57. Don't screw us over...you heard about what "scorned women" are capable of.
58. No girl just wants to be your "friend with benefits".
59. One word when it comes to smoking...QUIT.
60. If a girl forgives you for something you’ve done to her you should feel like the luckiest guy in the world. You should constantly be doing everything in your power to make it up to her.
Don't forget to carry one of this in your pocket all the time.
Includes a push pump oxygen ventilator for your Heart beat and light up Monitor when your heart is broken and without love!
yes u pope hahaha
"If we learn to look at the situations from the second person's view, things might be a different. Similarly if we stand in other person's shoe, we would be in heaven right now... " - me
LOL ME? HEHEHE
"I call upon you all, political forces, citizens, to start a new phase which is called 'Lebanon and the Lebanese people', in which we are committed to the national project, with a civilized mindset."
Lebanese President Michel Sleiman
Pope u ponder too much, just cuz i left my account signed in at your place, doesnt mean u'd start changing my countries... since when am i from Vatican city????
"If we learn to look at the situations from the second person's view, things might be a different. Similarly if we stand in other person's shoe, we would be in heaven right now... " - me
I was pondering out of curiosity, What would it be Line number "69" on "Things Guys Should Know About Girls (Part 2)"
i rekon that it will be complexly and interesting comments to read for # "69" line up.
I call upon you all, political forces, citizens, to start a new phase which is called 'Lebanon and the Lebanese people', in which we are committed to the national project, with a civilized mindset."
Lebanese President Michel Sleiman
People always complain in relationship, but if they try to compromise, everything works out just fine.
"If we learn to look at the situations from the second person's view, things might be a different. Similarly if we stand in other person's shoe, we would be in heaven right now... " - me
I'll just shoot myself in the head now... Considering the last topic I brought up. The finally verdict, was 15 men to 1 woman ratio.
I agree with most of what is said, except:
51. False, If she wants to experiment, you better be ready too.
55. Show me a woman that is worth opening the door for, pulling up a chair, hold your arm while we walk, and I WILL do that, and so much more.. The little details count too.
60. False. I have yet to meet a woman that can truely, emotionally, deep down, forgive AND forget. PERIOD If she does say those words, It's to smooth out the relationship, to, how do you say, Make the relationship work.
Dracula lol... Ok i wont tell anyone. Now u go and listen to Linkin' park's what i've done. lol.
"I call upon you all, political forces, citizens, to start a new phase which is called 'Lebanon and the Lebanese people', in which we are committed to the national project, with a civilized mindset."
Lebanese President Michel Sleiman
...GOT ME!
dont tell to any1!
What I've done...what I've done :(
Dracula, did u suck some wrong lady's blood ??? :O
"I call upon you all, political forces, citizens, to start a new phase which is called 'Lebanon and the Lebanese people', in which we are committed to the national project, with a civilized mindset."
Lebanese President Michel Sleiman
U can say all u want... even when u say you may meet me... its better than a rejection (looking at the bright side). U cant get me in my own trap haha :D.
"I call upon you all, political forces, citizens, to start a new phase which is called 'Lebanon and the Lebanese people', in which we are committed to the national project, with a civilized mindset."
Lebanese President Michel Sleiman
Thex...look at me,bro!
After my posts I am scared to go every night to Corniche like before...:P
Let me to be the QL-"evil".
lol I'm cool as ice :D. I remember. He was being a jerk, I am just being honest.
"I call upon you all, political forces, citizens, to start a new phase which is called 'Lebanon and the Lebanese people', in which we are committed to the national project, with a civilized mindset."
Lebanese President Michel Sleiman
Hey Xonic bro... Calm down dude... you are taking me wrong...
I just posted a reply to this thread ... I have nothing to do with your personal posts buddy...
Do u remember that guy who posted something like this about gals and there have been a fuzz (idenate something) ... i was just taking the Mick out of that...
“We make a living by what we get; we make a life by what we give.”
Sir Winston Churchill
QT, casa and dracula
QT... thanks for admitting hahaha :P... That's why u r an engineer and I am still an incomplete designer right?? :P
Casa... I never offend anyone, I try to be as polite as I could and so I am right now. Perhaps what is ur problem? U r acting like a... I dont know what today, r u ok? or u just feel like pickin on me?
Dracula, I havent done anything yet.
"I call upon you all, political forces, citizens, to start a new phase which is called 'Lebanon and the Lebanese people', in which we are committed to the national project, with a civilized mindset."
Lebanese President Michel Sleiman
I love Little Britain!!! YOu are right, so stupid yet so funny :D
thexonic, now you put me in the trap, right?
What if I say I may meet you perhaps?
That's neither yes or no... :P
Kismet
Dont do that Thexonic.
Please!
No lady is ugly, the drink it's not enough!
Hope this time girls are not gonna be offended if a guy is posting something on this in return….
Lolzzzzzz….
“We make a living by what we get; we make a life by what we give.”
Sir Winston Churchill
LOL
"...You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain’t never seen a donkey fly. Ha, Ha, Ha..." Donkey
QT, now u see, I asked her out. If she say's no, my reply would be... "see I told u kismet, u r not my type"
If she says yes, my reply would be... " I dont mind getting to know u"
These things u need to learn man :P
"I call upon you all, political forces, citizens, to start a new phase which is called 'Lebanon and the Lebanese people', in which we are committed to the national project, with a civilized mindset."
Lebanese President Michel Sleiman
I wasn't insulting her. I was making her curious :P... It worked didn't it??? nevermind u wont understand, U see, u and I are a bit different.. U go to bar and pick up girls. I pick up girls with my skills ;).
"I call upon you all, political forces, citizens, to start a new phase which is called 'Lebanon and the Lebanese people', in which we are committed to the national project, with a civilized mindset."
Lebanese President Michel Sleiman
Rule number 389: Don't leave a women waiting.
When I was younger I kept a women waiting, and it didn't go over well for me, but on the other hand she explained that to me. I'm glad I was with an older lady, and she did teach me the ropes.
Rule 56: I believe this one of the most important rules on the list. I think a man should compliment his women's look and tell her what she means to him.
One more thing, I didn't like a couple of rules that were in this list. I don't like it people talking about sexual acts on an open forum. I feel making love is something to be shared with your partner and no one else.
I agree with taking your lady out and paying for her, but I disagree with paying for her friends, and not being sociable with rest of the group.
Kismet, good question... well I wouldnt until i get to know u, so when shall we meet up?
"I call upon you all, political forces, citizens, to start a new phase which is called 'Lebanon and the Lebanese people', in which we are committed to the national project, with a civilized mindset."
Lebanese President Michel Sleiman
Thexonic mate, I insulted you not Kismet! What's the point of insulting someone if they are going to blame someone else! lol
Kismet, Typical Trisha scenario, lol! Btw, do you watch little Britain??? with the sketch where the chaps friend fancies the Grandma! So sick, yet so funny!
"...You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain’t never seen a donkey fly. Ha, Ha, Ha..." Donkey
thexonic, how do you know whether I'm your type?
You don't know me, and you never saw me, so how can you know?
Kismet
U think I am nice, u still didnt see my other side. Ask Pope what I'm talking about lol. Trust me man, I wont be left behind, I had my fun back in the days, now its time to be serious about relationship.
Kismet... U should know me before saying that lol. If I want, I can get u aswell... but I'm sorry u aint my type.
"I call upon you all, political forces, citizens, to start a new phase which is called 'Lebanon and the Lebanese people', in which we are committed to the national project, with a civilized mindset."
Lebanese President Michel Sleiman
better that than nothing :)
Kismet
... in his head! :-)
"...You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain’t never seen a donkey fly. Ha, Ha, Ha..." Donkey
QT, it takes two to tango, thexonic must pick and the girl must pick thexonic too :)
Kismet
ok, ok, sorry.
I forgot. Actually one of my friends (a wanna be boyfriend, not my cup of tea) kept repeating, that if I don't want him he wants to date my mum.
I guess that can count LOL.
Kismet
Anybody knows a guy who was flirting with his girl's mum??? :D
Kismet
"...u know, every man is not the same, as far as I am concerned... I will treat my lady like a queen, believe me, I'm very picky when it comes to chooose someone to spend my life with, someone who'd be worth dying for..."
What makes you think girls aren't "picky" and will let "pick" one without vetting you?
Besides, nice guys like you are always left behind! Grow some b*llocks man!
"...You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain’t never seen a donkey fly. Ha, Ha, Ha..." Donkey
Azi, u know, every man is not the same, as far as I am concerned... I will treat my lady like a queen, believe me, I'm very picky when it comes to chooose someone to spend my life with, someone who'd be worth dying for. Most of u people know that I'm very straight forward and if i see something wrong I say it right away. Sometimes I may be offensive, even thou I dont mean to offend, but then its my own opinion about people and I'd rather be honest than talk behind their backs.
As far as pope is concerned, my eagle is taking care of him and his parrot.
Azi hun, u cannot take everything seriously, u should know how to differ sarcasm with reality. What u posted here, like u said is just a forwarded email.... no one thinks about taking such things seriously... Its just an email and thats all there is to it. So relax girl, u r much stronger than this... none of it is real. We love u and u should know that by now.
It's easy to get offended, but very hard to use the offence to make a change in ourselves and be a better person.
"I call upon you all, political forces, citizens, to start a new phase which is called 'Lebanon and the Lebanese people', in which we are committed to the national project, with a civilized mindset."
Lebanese President Michel Sleiman
to keep those things for my self..and be myterious girl..my man shud discover me by himself..eventhough sometime i read Mars and Venus book to discover man way of thinking..hehehehe
Great Azi..you explain very well..you can write a book too
Wow! All the more reason(incentive) to do so! :-p
The only consistent feature in all of your dissatisfying relationships is you.!
I mean is that really true? Are there no exceptions?
Just call me Tigasin. That's what I'm talking about
Lol...Azilana...red pope din call thexonic a parakeet.
What he/she said is that u can adopt Thexonic's parakeet. Which in my understanding , means , thexonic has a parakeet n u can adopt it.
n abt constantly doing 'everything in ur power' to make it up...err...well.... I believe, Relnships dont work that way in the real world. Be it a man or a woman. n making 'forgiving' a big deal doesnt work coz then u haven't actually forgiven.
Like someone once said, "Yes, I've forgiven u , but I dont want u to ever forget that I've forgiven u". Forgiven??Barely, I would say!! :-p
No matter how gud a couple is to each other, they will hurt each other once in a while, knowingly or unknowingly! n Moving on is what relationships are all about!! (When u jus cant move on, u move out!)
Cheerz n have a good day!!
The only consistent feature in all of your dissatisfying relationships is you.!
You win, I'm out of your thread, but I stand behind my comments and no one is going to change my opinion about question# 60.
Have a good night.
"I call upon you all, political forces, citizens, to start a new phase which is called 'Lebanon and the Lebanese people', in which we are committed to the national project, with a civilized mindset."
Lebanese President Michel Sleiman
"Are you begging to someone with encrypted words?"
---> EXCUSE ME??????
"Is it that you stuck your nose into something that did not belong to you at all?"
---> I BEG YOUR PARDON????
"By the way, What is your policy on pets?
MAYBE YOU COULD ADOPT, Thexonics parakeet or my own amazon parrot."
---> and you call THEXONIC a "parakeet"???
I'M NOT AMUSED WITH YOUR SENSE OF HUMOUR...
AND THE "CAPS" IS HERE TO EMPHASIZE THAT "YOU" HAVE GONE FAR ENOUGH COZ YOU DON'T KNOW ME THAT WELL...
Azilana wrote:
60. If a girl forgives you for something you’ve done to her you should feel like the luckiest guy in the world. You should constantly be doing everything in your power to make it up to her.
My other answer to this controversial question # 60.
If someone is a masoquist, wouldn't hell be enjoyable for them?
I'm pretty sure, in your previous life, you have lived a couple of different life's in many forms and shapes...you must be a shape shifter or something.
and Slow down with your cap's. I'm just calling it, as I read it.
Don't worry, I have already annotated into my private journal some of your controversial lines....
"I call upon you all, political forces, citizens, to start a new phase which is called 'Lebanon and the Lebanese people', in which we are committed to the national project, with a civilized mindset."
Lebanese President Michel Sleiman
HAHA...HAHAHA...HAHAHA...HA
GET IT?????
IF YOU DON'T HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO SAY...SHUT YOUR BIG TRAP UP...
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60. If a girl forgives you for something you’ve done to her you should feel like the luckiest guy in the world. You should constantly be doing everything in your power to make it up to her.
What is this, the new womans right movement?
Are you begging to someone with encrypted words?
Is it that you stuck your nose into something that did not belong to you at all?
By the way, What is your policy on pets?
MAYBE YOU COULD ADOPT, Thexonics parakeet or my own amazon parrot.
"I call upon you all, political forces, citizens, to start a new phase which is called 'Lebanon and the Lebanese people', in which we are committed to the national project, with a civilized mindset."
Lebanese President Michel Sleiman
Very well said Azilana this will be an eye opener for the guys.
some of this is funny but i dont agree with 34..Its not ok to slap them just as in number 41, as stated never slap a woman. I guess it works both ways...
Dragonfly...yes yes yes ...presents
by the way ironing startch and an iron do NOT constitute presents.
Kelly - LOL
No 49 ehhhhh? NO! We do NOT think about one boy exclusively we do NOT think about boys ONLY...but if you boys want to believe this - be my guest ;)
Too many commands to remember.
All that i need is to try n keep her happy whatever it takes
or
Dump her ....
No.32- Beg to disagree. Most of my guy friends and relatives are the "salt of the earth"(so r the gals). They have n will back me to hell n back.
34-and then u probably dont,both her n the slap.
35-I guess it applies even if i do sleep with her.. ;)
43- Yeah nothin to be freaked abt, I agree. But then PMS is an issue a man cant probably argue against. I mean how do u prove shez not havin PMS. (One of the gals actually tol' me once that she 'uses' it wen she needs to gain ctrl n thn later she wud say it was her PMS n all tht....poor guy..lol...)
Jokes apart...as long as the understanding works both ways..Do you know that men are also prone to cyclic hormonal mood swings n tht ther is something called andropause :-p
The only consistent feature in all of your dissatisfying relationships is you.!
we can hardly remember and abide by the Ten Commandments. But when it come to 60 commands, instructions and regulations then that's real terrorism
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dgoodrebel will always be the rebellious good one
these things are not new to you you have so many women in your family these are only guidle lines deat sir lol lol lol.
I think there is already a scarcity of men who will remember these things, and most of them are like me, already married, but still we may missed some points, but it doesn't mean we are not gentlemen. Always look for a real man and you will find some happiness in being "rude" sometimes.
A perfect gentleman is one who acts based on the current occassion he is into (maginoong "bastos")
"dgoodrebel will always be the rebellious good one"
Ok Ok,
We know all of this,
one problem,
we tend to forget, wonder why...maybe we are thinking too much about you....
Math 4 All
this is not romance by any means. it is simply terrorism hiding behind what seems to be a sweet smile
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i like your footnote azzy... i tried to practise this law.
I DO WHAT I LIKE, I LIKE WHAT I DO
but i'm not into those stuff...
I'm more of the sentimental fool...lol
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i agree too...just to add 1 thing more... when you're you say you're coming at 8:30, be sure you can make it
don't let the girl wait
keep your options open
hi azzy, u forget to mentioned we love shoes, bag, perfume and jewelry, so any given day they want to buy this stuff as present is always welcome. hahahhahhahaah
on serius note, i agree with your points above.
I DO WHAT I LIKE, I LIKE WHAT I DO