How we can make a deal done..
Three contractors . . . One from India, another from Germany and the third from England are bidding to repair the White House fence. A senior White House official takes them to examine it.
The English contractor : takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works on some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says. "I figure the job will cost $900 . . . $400 for materials, $400 for labour and $100 profit for me."
The German contractor : also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700 . . . $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."
The Indian contractor doesn't measure or do any figuring, but leans over to the White House official and whispers: "$2,700."
The official incredulously says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"
"Easy," the Indian explains, "$1,000 for you, $1,000 for me and we hire the guy from Germany to do the work!"
Guess who got the contract.... ......... ...........!!
expnad.. thank u... but i wonder wat was excellent in my comments.. lol..
Harsha I was reading your comments, x elent my friend
Oh GOD, its a joke, posted under 'funnies'
so please take it in the right way
i am sorry did i generalize anywhere?? sorry if i did.. and yeah its a joke.. but its based on soem reality.. not necessarily teh nationality.. say 3 people instead of nationality..
yeah one thing i agree is.. the kind of money these guys earn like that.. wont stay for long neither will it give them hapiness.. and wats the use of money when there is no happiness..
true.. i can understand.. but sometimes its way too difficult and just that the project doesnt loose money you have to do it.. anyway.. guess u r pulled into it..
but i have met some really gud clients too.. of course they get what they want.. in terms of work and not the M.. LOL..
of course i dont mean good and reputed companies
alexa.. but you r forced into it.. if u dont give.. and u go the normal way they wont let u work.. and i have faced it too.. i agree to wat u say.. what comes around goes around.. but in real world i see that the rates will be lesser and still you ought to pay the guy..
ameen!
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No one lady is ugly, the drink it's not enough!"
alexa.. at times ethics doesnt help.. if you dont do it.. someone else will.. of course it doesnt help all the time... with certain kind of people yes.. with some no..
To Live Is To Die.....Life Is Like A Fuse.....So Short And Burning Really Fast.....So Live Your Life To The Fullest.....!!!!!
we are that smart. lol
And we all wonder where all the money goes
LOL
There is a saying:
" You keep quite, I keep quite , and we split profit 50/50"
Math 4 All
no comment... im just laughing now
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'Never frown, even when you are sad,
because you never know who just likes your smile'
hehehehehehe..... ; is it the real culture there?
Of course harsha Indian got the deal with no doubt
Hahahaha :) What a nice joke:) Unfortunatly it happens in real world :) so, it's absloutly happens
the Indian.. LOL