Time to Smile (^_^)
1) Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, forgot his food, Forgot laughter were called
"Saints"
But now they are called.. "IT professionals"
2) An interesting line written at the back of a Biker ' s T Shirt:
"If you are able to see this, please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off"
3.) Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..
Love is always present.. Its just that,
One loves too much, And
the other loves too many,
4.) Employee:
Boss, Now I have got married..! Please increase my salary..!
BOSS:
Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company..!
5.) Philosophy of life
At the beginning of married life, every gal treats her husband as
GOD,
Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!
6.) What is a Fear?
Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach
When pages of your book still smell new and Just few hours left for your exams..!
7.) Useful
Someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask More questions that a wiseman cannot answer"
No Wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!
8.) Girl:
Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?
Shopkeeper:
Oh sure..@! How about this card, it says "To the only boy I ever loved.!"
Girl:
That ' s good, Give me 12 of them..!
9) After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: " WE do have an... opening for you..! "
Applicant:
What is it?
Interviewer:
Its called the "door..!"
10) A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..
Drive Slowly, Don ' t kill our Employee.... . Leave them to us
If i can bring smile to someonez face.. thats worth all the trouble...
Never Ask for a SMILE..just GIVE it..
like d no.2 though.
and d cards too!
thanks. :)
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"Remember, when the world pushes you to your knees, you're in the perfect position to pray" (anonymous)
Just make sure dont tell him that you ever bought cards for him ..saying "To the only boy I ever loved.."
^_*
for your own safety...
Never Ask for a SMILE..just GIVE it..
lol.. .nice jokes...i will share with my husband...
Our sweetest songs are those that tell of saddest thought.
I am afraid i am ^_*
Never Ask for a SMILE..just GIVE it..
R u an IT Proffesional?
Have A Great Day.....
Yeah me too... Worked to death indeed!
I dream of a better tomorrow where Chickens can cross the Road without having their motives questioned - Unknown
I deeply feel and understand sufferings of the IT people.. (being one of them)
Never Ask for a SMILE..just GIVE it..
Poor s/w ppl:( Good one though!!!
I dream of a better tomorrow where Chickens can cross the Road without having their motives questioned - Unknown
hehehe.. i had no intentions to offend or disclose any secrets...
*_*
Never Ask for a SMILE..just GIVE it..
I thought of posting only 5 not 10 while posting.. but couldnt make out.. which one to delete.. so posted all of them...
I loved the manager's reply to increase the salary.
Never Ask for a SMILE..just GIVE it..
lol
goodies!
lol, the one with the sentimental love cards made me giggle!!!! :) xx
Nice stuff buddy...
But I think I got offended by that Husband becoming a DOG joke...NO NO NO NO NO ...HOW CAN YOU WRITE SUCH A THING>>>>LOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!! JUST Kidding buddy...
Good stuff...