Wise Words of Wisdom
By t_coffee_or_me •
- One good turn gets the duvet.
- The early worm gets eaten!
- Never miss a good chance to shut up.
- There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither theory works.
- The second mouse gets the cheese.
- Hotel mattresses are better on the side away from the phone.
- Never kick a fresh cowpat on a hot day.
- Even when I have pains, I don't have to be one.
- When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not
a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it
is a valuable plant.
- To cheer yourself up, you should try cheering someone else up.
BTW - spicemom, rambling is a sign of . . .Oh well, never mind. . .I forgot what I was going to say ;)
Cheers!
that's it in my after life no way am i gonna be a worm since i am always up early ..........uh uh i be a sparrow............>lookin for worms
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
the early bird cathes the early worms. lol
last friday it was xonic now we know who the GB thief is lol
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Vivo Bonito what about the worm who was early also lol
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woo hoo and i know how many i brought and how many foils were on the table......voila now the mystery is solved........oh blimey
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
you old??nah not at all why do you think you are old?if you think you are old then you are old. you telling the brain that you are so it registers it as that........so dont bother abt age it is just numbers.......you not old yet.....:O)
dang and i thought women are afraid to age??i was wrong..........lol
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
the early birds catches worms ... i like this one...;D
not in the case of mice... the second one eat the cheezzzzzes.... ;D
~~~ We could learn a lot from crayons; some are sharp and some are dull, some are pretty, some have weird names and all are of different colors, but they all have to learn to live in the same box.~~~
no more garlic breads for tcom enough he ate alot even last firday he took the both packets :?
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old r indeed wise you r forgiven lol
BTW AM I OLD?
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oh TCOM, pls i beg you to not put me on the barby fire put wolfie instead, i have to bring the GB remember?lol
nah TCOM you are the wise one indeed (see at least i did not say OLD........lol)
No good turn goes unpunished! - my own experience
lol daarude n SM
i know next BBQ night out how to take sweet revenge on both of you lol
be warned
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:)
I suppose my tag line should be:
"Me thinks common sense aint so common" - Samuel Clemens(?)
shhshhhh DaRuDe , can we at least make him think we think he is wise??:O)
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
are you sure Tcom is wise??
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ah the Wise One has spoken , thank you O Wise One(TCOM)hope to be as wise as you someday........hehehehehhe>winks
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......