Blonde ( How sweet)

duh ?hmm yr guess is as good as mine so why are we left hanging here??am waiting to laugh at something funny in here...........>sighs

life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......

Wats going on on this thread??? Where is the punch line???

I dream of a better tomorrow where Chickens can cross the Road without having their motives questioned - Unknown

A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears

strange noises coming from the bedroom.

She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on the bed,

sweating and panting.

"What's up?" she asks.

"I'm having a heart attack," cries the husband.

The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but

just as she's dialing, her four-year-old son comes up and says,

"Mommy! Mommy! Aunt Shirley is hiding in your closet, and she's got

no clothes on!"

The blonde slams the phone down and storms upstairs

into the bedroom, right past her husband, and rips open the closet

door. Sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering

on the closet floor.

"You rotten "Bitch", she screams.

"My husband's having a heart attack, and

you're running around naked scaring the kids!!"

So what exacyly was the joke? haloooooooooo we're still waitin for the punch line!!!

I dream of a better tomorrow where Chickens can cross the Road without having their motives questioned - Unknown

...keep practicing on friends though!

and amend the thread above to put the punch line in. I'd be interested in the blonde's reason for laughing!

:-)

After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the machine. She set it on the ground, puts sixty more cents into the machine, and pushes another button suddenly, a coke comes out the machine!

She continued to do this until a man waiting to use the machine became impatient.

"Excuse me, can I get my soda and then you can go back to whatever stupid thing you are doing?"

The blonde turns around and says, "Yeah right! I'm not giving up this machine while I'm still winning!"

:-(

:-(

...you missed the last lines.

Hence no joke! (Sigh)

I usually love blond jokes, and I have lots of blonde friends, but it would seem you are the blondest of them all! Metaphorically speaking!

dear QT might u had a blonde friend

The last 4 I read I just couldn't believe how bad they were! Also, the one above doesn't have a punchline!

Come on man, practise on your friends first, if they don't laugh, don't post it!

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"Imagination is more important than knowledge"

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending women to different planets. First, they called the brunette in and asked her a question.

"If you could go to any planet, what planet would you want to go to and why?"

After pondering the question she answered, "I would like to go to Mars because it seems so interesting with all the recent news about possible extra terrestrial life on the planet."

They said "well okay, thank you." And told her that they would get back to her.

Next, the redhead entered the room and the NASA people asked her the same question. In reply, "I would like to go to Saturn to see all of its rings." Again, "thank you" and they would get back to her.

Finally, the blond entered the room and they asked her the same question they asked the brunette and the redhead. She thought for a while and replied, "I would like to go to the sun."

The people from NASA replied, "why, don't you know that if you went to the sun you would burn to death?"

The blond smirked and put her hands on her hips. "Are you guys dumb? I'd go at night!"