The Parrot
A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful
parrot.. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.
'Why so
little?' she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said,
'Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of
Prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff.'
The
woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird any
way.
She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room
and waited for it to say something.
The bird looked around the room, then
at her, and said, 'New house, new madam.'
The woman was a bit
shocked at the implication, but then thought 'that's really not so
bad.'
When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw
and said, 'New house, new madam, new girls.'
The girls and the woman
were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation
considering how and where the parrot had been raised.
Moments later,
the woman's husband Keith came home from work.
The bird looked at him
and said, 'Hi, Keith!'
Bob works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, Bob! How ya doing?' His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. 'Oh no,' says Bob. 'He's in my bowling league.
When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, 'How did she know that you drink Budweiser?' 'I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey.'
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob, starts to rub herself all over him and says, 'Hi Bobby. Want your usual table dance, big boy?' Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Bob tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book.
The cabby turns around and says, 'Geez Bob, you picked up a real bitch this time.'
O HO HA HA HA HA......
very funny hehehehe,.......
Life is a mystery..... you never know whats next.....
My parochial parrot, did ask me to tell you ""Hi starseed"" remenber me?!
BTW excellent joke! Just kidding ok?
United Kingdom: Besides Pig latin/English that is the native language of about 88% (221 million people), Frenchconian is the one that is spoken by a sizeable minority
That was really funny
good one
HAHAHA! Starseed, you're on a roll here!