First Date Questions (and what they REALLY MEAN)
1. How old are you?
For guy asking: (Are you sure you will not die before me? Women live to a longer age you know...)
For girl asking: (I m NOT going for younger guys!)
2. What do you work as?
For guy asking: (I dont want a woman more successful then me!)
For girl asking: (I want a rich man to let me live in comfort for the rest of my life.)
3. How much do you earn?(Follow up on previous question)
For guy asking: (I dont want a woman richer then me!)
For girl asking: (If you re not successful in your work, then you better be a rich man son)
4. Whats your height?
For guy asking:(I'm scared of tall girls)
For girl asking:(I cannot accept a short guy)
5. Whats your weight?
For guy asking:(You dont look your weight)
For girl asking: (You need some muscles!)
6. Where do you stay?
(How rich are you?)
7. What are you doing later on?
(You qualify as a potential partner, lets hang out longer.)
8. How many relationships have you been in?
(Is there any chance that you're still a virgin?)
9. Why are you still single?
(Grab me.. I am available as a life partner...)
10. Do you want to come up for coffee?
(I m feeling hot/warm and want you now!)
Source: http://www.loversquotes.com/
I'm kinda not myself lately...do bear with me.
Hope see see yu guys soon...
"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent" -Eleonor Roosevelt
azzy, where have you been? we missed you thursday nite.
Everybody is right Everybody is wrong, it depend where we stand.
that's why I placed it in the QL FUNNIES section...
I, myself would not ask those questions. I would definitely know something about the other guy before I would ever agree to go out on a date.
"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent" -Eleonor Roosevelt
ah Da, that will be hard to do while spinning round and round :P
tra la la
hmmm you devils hmmm no worries no worries will grab your heads and bang it then keep counting the galaxies not stars
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ah Da will string you up by your limp sad little tail on a big ceiling fan, turn it on and watch you spin spin spin until you fly away :D
tra la la
will grab you from your tail and smack you on the ground left right taaaaaaaaakh taaaaaaaaaaaakh
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Then jass gets 2 points just for showing up...jass, throw Da in the water and he'll melt like the wicked witch in the Wizard of Oz...
Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. --Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)
ah no Da, dont need a third on our date. Your bruises and full body cast will tell the story of our date :D
tra la la
get what ever you got jass
Scar will be the refree and lets see who beats the hell out of whom
sure me one punch and there you go to emergency ward in no time huh
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no Da, you are not innocent so it will be ok when you get your nice kick and slap :D
tra la la
smack the ever living crud out of you...so better start practicing your kung fu..
Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. --Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)
when i meet Jass on the day that will be the date on history book
that an innocent soucl got smacked and beaten up on her first day meetin with DaRu :D
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Don't take this seriously...that's why i placed it in the funnies...
"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent" -Eleonor Roosevelt
not from the questions but the actions...
Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. --Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)
lol probably not a good idea to ask how much they weigh
"Pain is weakness leaving the body." USMC
hmm so you want me to do this when i date some one.
what if in return i get a slap or kick who's gona be responsible for that :/
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