Are You Good ??
A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in seven digits. The store owner listened to the following conversation. The boy said, "Lady, I want to cut your lawn". The woman replied, "I already have someone to cut my lawn". "Lady I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn now." The woman responded that she was very satisfied with the person who was presently cutting her lawn. The little boy found more perseverance and offered, "Lady, I'll even sweep your curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will have the prettiest lawn in all of North Palm Beach, Florida." Again the woman answered in the negative. With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver. The druggist walked over to the boy and said, "Son I like your attitude, I like that positive spirit. Son, I would like to offer you a job. " The little boy replied, "No thanks, I was just checking on the job I already have."
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A sad story of a lion
In a poor zoo of India, a lion was frustrated as he was offered not more
than 1 kg meat a day.
The lion thought its prayers were answered when one US Zoo Manager visited
the zoo and requested the zoo management to shift the lion to the US Zoo.
The lion was so happy and started thinking of a central A/c environment, a
goat or two every day and a US Green Card also.
On its first day after arrival, the lion was offered a big bag, sealed
very nicely for breakfast.
The lion opened it quickly but was shocked to see that it contained few
bananas.
Then the lion thought that may be they cared too much for him as they were
worried about his stomach as he had recently shifted from India.
The next day the same thing happened. On the third day again the same food
bag of bananas was delivered.
The lion was so furious, it stopped the delivery boy and blasted at him,
'Don't you know I am the lion...king of the Jungle..., what's wrong with
your management?, what nonsense is this?, why are you delivering bananas to
me?'
The delivery boy politely said, 'Sir, I know you are the king of the jungle
but ..did you know that you have been brought here on a monkey's visa!!!
Better to be a Lion in India than a Monkey elsewhere!!! !!
Smoke... and what abt the thinnest Elephant on this planet in Doha Zoo ??????
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Your assesment is indeed factual!!!!!!
Hate me for what I am,
Love me for what I am not...
Actually it doesnt matter what you are! Its like the joke my dad keeps repeating over and over again coz he liked it so much
If you go to doha zoo you will see a Donkey...but the sign board says ELEPHANT....you move to the next cage you will see another Donkey..but the sign board says Tiger...you move to the next cage and its another Donkey...but the sign board says LION...thats just how we see people working in Qatar...all the top management people are donkeys with a different sign board ;)
Where there is Fire...There is Coke. Where there is Rum..There is Smoke - Sir Smoke-a-Lot
I just remember Mila's (QL Member) statement:
Everybody is right and Everybody is wrong, its depend where you stand
:-)
u mean we all are monkies in ME.
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First story is really good, I liked it...
Second story is pretty old one and is also modified... I though it was Middle East not USA....
Any way, makes no diffeence, you will always remain kind in your home country and money outside...