For Qlers: 2 BAD ROOM flat with Chicken .... Grap it fast !!!!!!!
Full Text of Ad: For Rent
4 new flats contains of two bad room + 2 bath rooms + chicken + hall.
Monthly payment:- 7000Q.R
Contact:
xxx3800
Note: only preferred companies or individuals.
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Yesterday, I went to Al-Mera Shopping Center in Mansoura, to buy some food stuff. From the main entrance on your left and right you will see notice boards displaying lots of Ads for Vehicle Sale/ Accommodation etc...
Actually I hardly read such Ads in Shopping Malls, but this Ad attracted my attention which was placed on the left corner inside the notice board (that is why I could not take full page pic from my mobile).
If you notice this Ad is stamped by Mera Administration dept. (I was just wondering what is the purpose of putting the stamp on the Ad before display officially??? )
Anyone wants 2 BAD ROOM with Chicken ? I am sure whoever will take this flat, at least he will not complain for the shortage of Eggs ;-)
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bwahhaha....badroom i got it at glance that it is bedroom.....but the chicken i am thinking what is the connection????i read 3 times ur attachment and i laugh so loud that all my managers looked at me.....and even im so tensed by their look i told them the story......KITCHEn how come it became chicken????.........
Oh my! 2 hours already i am laughing everytime i come to remember.... Post more funny things and God speed.
ha ha ha ha (tears roll down laughing)
laughing to death;-)
lol .... HOLE !! good one ... creative thinking ;-)
"Chicken with Big Hole" hahhahaha ...
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of course, he probably meant 'bedroom' & kitchen not chicken....hehehe:)
good thing he did not put 'hole' instead of 'hall'.Poor guy, he had no idea he's been a topic of discussion today.
Darude .... you are still doing looose mot**ns after eating mutton karai which i made last time ;p
i should be nalaiq in cook since it's not my area ;-0 but i can boil/fry egg, i can make butter jam bread, i can make karak tea .. lol
hmmm ... mezaaj-e-shareef ! u better keep distance from my mezaaj 'p
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Yes, mezaaj ae shareef of the nalaiq ae shareef.
its mezaaj not mijaz and speed is no #1 nalaiq in cooking
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Dear Speed, jo bhe menu hain aapke nazook mijaz se hazam nahi hoga.
oh mom me ji !! lagta hay now we really have to grapple between Urdu n English ?
Aj khanay meh kia menu hay !
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Speed, nope not me (The one who placed the ad). Urdu or english I don't GRAPPLE. ;-)
may be u have done it in home???
may be u have done it in home???
" Hamari bille aur hamae meow " ap ko tu Mirza sahib ke urdu ghazal bohut pasand hain .... behtar hay urdu per hi dehaan dain ;-)
hmmm .... now am wondering if you are the one who placed this ad ?? lol
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Hmmm now you are being 'kisyani bille.....'. Okay I believe you for now but my eyes are on your every word. LOL. Just kidding.
i purposely wrote the title as per the AD ;-)
so enjoy the fun ...
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Talking about english, should'nt it be 'GRAB IT' instead of 'grap it'.
For Qlers: 2 BAD ROOM flat with Chicken .... Grap it fast !!!!!!!
I will charge you for my collections ;-) ....
by the way 2 BAD ROOM with Chick is a good deal for Darude & Frog ! They both can have 1 BAD ROOM and share the Chicken ;-) lol
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I think we should start competition for the collection of funniest Ad in doha ;p
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The advertisements are much more fun to read and a good topic for a fun discussion
http://www.qatarliving.com/node/57853
and btw, QR 7000 for having chicken (or chick) in your "TOO BAD" apartment any time available..well.. it's really good price!!
Amnesia was right!! prices ARE going down! they even offer a chick complimentary to your 2 BAD flat! !!
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I think it needs a correction as below:
Two bad room with the chickenpox in the hell.
Does it come with Barking facilities? or a Bent house with a Bantry?
---Life is Fragile, Handle With Prayer---
very unique...with a chicken..lol
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Please, please, please take one bad room for me - I may be an oldie but never too old to be a goldie. lol
marines.... you must go even i notice one more Ad ... SHOP FOR SAIL !!
Am sure you will find good collections there ;-)
and please don't forget to share your collections with us !!!
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I want to go AL-Meera today and take the full pics for my collection.
Once a Marine Always a Marine
I really tried several times but the Ad is placed in such a way inside the notice board that it is very difficult to take full page ... this is the best in my all other shots ...
Anyhow, since it's near my home I go again and will request Al Mera to open the notice board window for me ;p
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Pleeaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssseeeeeeeeee take a 'full picture'
I would love to show this to my students.
and don't need to clean the rooms ;-)
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This is exactly what I was looking for.. Can i have the flat pleaseeeeee..LOL I fed up of of seeing good bedrooms and Kitchen.. finally I found it! thank god i dont need to cook in a chicken..hehehehe
hhahaa ... 2 BAD room (not rooms) lol !
I understand he is missing "in" .... 2 BAD in ROOM with chicken ;-)
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lol ... KE !!
This ad can be taken into many ways !! hope you got my point ?
May be the owner of the flat has something special for men for which he mentioned Chicken ;-)
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There are two BAD rooms I just wonder which is the worst I would take that room lol.
Hey go man go if there was a male chicken on offer I would take the premises immediately too lol.
Cock ??? lol ... well i am sure men will be the first to rush for this flat since there is a offer with Chick ;-)
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Should be bad because it has chicken inside, smells like hell i guess. Wanna clean it? Get some cats in there ...
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Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. (Gautama Buddha)
Da ji .... i will suggest this flat for you ... since you are sick ! you can eat boil eggs and even can make chicken soup for free ;-)
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Maybe they are just marketing genuises addressing the poultry/egg shortage here in Doha. :)
Good you will always have at least eggs (providing you have the cock) and then you can roast the chicken??? lol
hahaha .... here comes the chicken with Golden Egg ;-) I think the rent should shooooooooooot now ;p
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an immortal chicken that is.
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lol, reminds me of www.engrish.com
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