UDURAWANA ON HIS HONEYMOON..... ! ! ! ! ! !
Udurawana gets married, and on his wedding night calls his father to
get some tips on what to do since he had never been with a woman
before.....
"So what do I do first?"
His father replies: "Take her clothes off and lay her on the bed".
5 minutes later Udurawana is on the phone again. "She's naked and in
bed what do I do now?"
His father can't believe what he is hearing,
"Take your damn clothes off and get into bed with her."
After another 5 minutes Udurawana is on the phone again. "Appachchi,
I'm naked and in bed with her, what do I do now?"
His father's patience is now running out so he says,
"Sh*t son, do I have to spell everything out to you?? Just put the
hardest thing on your body where she pees.. Good night"!!!!
"Just when his father starts snoring, Udurawana is on the phone
again.
"OK Appachchi, I have my head in the toilet bowl what do I do now?"
"Drown yourself, you bloody idiot!"
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The true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good. - ANN LANDERS
nope.. not yet... it just happen that we're from the same homeland.. hopefully someday I'll be able to meet FilEx's members..
ciao!
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"Life is like a box of chocolate.. You never know what you gonna get." -Tom Hanks (Forrest Gump)
do i know you???
The true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good. - ANN LANDERS
ROFL!!
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong -Garfield
hahaha.. azi, maybe you should take a break.. may work ka pa ba? labas nalang tayo..
^_^
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"Life is like a box of chocolate.. You never know what you gonna get." -Tom Hanks (Forrest Gump)
the story is funny.
Geez...i must be bored crazy today...
The true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good. - ANN LANDERS