choosing a wife...

weedmanblazin
By weedmanblazin

Choosing a wife

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.

Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.

Men are like that, you know.

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

By skanky• 28 Nov 2007 07:30
Rating: 5/5
skanky

The one who cook best. Uhmmm a good Italian Wife. and a good Spinning Bike LOL.

By anonymous• 28 Nov 2007 07:20
anonymous

It's all in the mind - lol

"I'm guessing the dumb ones come with big breasts".

"more prominence to Big BooBs than Brain???"

I object to these comments, as we don't know who had the biggest boobs it wasn't mentioned

By paul• 28 Nov 2007 07:06
paul

more prominence to Big BooBs than Brain???

By chubby• 28 Nov 2007 03:32
chubby

haha .. really nice one there .. :)

life goes on ..

By anonymous• 27 Nov 2007 20:59
Rating: 4/5
anonymous

A woman with Big Boobs and no smarts? that is a real bad combination.

Unless you are 50 and retired.

Do you ever wonder,If Mrs. Barbie was smart enough for Kent?

Or just Kent wish had big boobs because he was GAY?

My Confession Booth is giving free samples of Viagra for all those cyborg-net-sex maniacs.

The Red Pope of Qatar Living

By smoke• 27 Nov 2007 20:55
Rating: 4/5
smoke

pope i hope u meant samples and not examples we dont want another sex scandal :)

Where there is Fire...There is Coke. Where there is Rum..There is Smoke - Sir Smoke-a-Lot

By smoke• 27 Nov 2007 20:46
Rating: 4/5
smoke

yeah but which of those 3 had the biggest boobs? i'm guessing the dumb ones come with big breasts...there always has to be a balance when u lack something.:)

Where there is Fire...There is Coke. Where there is Rum..There is Smoke - Sir Smoke-a-Lot

By Cornellian• 27 Nov 2007 20:29
Rating: 5/5
Cornellian

Ah yes boobs...women's way to control men hahaha.

That last line about 2040 was just hilarious!!

I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield

By skdkak closed 1708224867• 27 Nov 2007 20:25
Rating: 5/5
skdkak closed 1708224867

why are you against boobs. It was his money and he has spent the best possible way he knew..

..**.. ""They walk among us. They vote & they even reproduce"" ..**..

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