Side effects of alcohol ... and remedies!!!
1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet.
Cause : Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the
drink on your feet).
Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward
2. Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause : You're lying on the floor.
Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.
3. Symptom : The floor looks blurry.
Cause : You're looking through an empty glass.
Cure: Quickly refill with your favorite beverage.
4. Symptom : The floor is moving.
Cause : You're being dragged away.
Cure: At least ask where they're taking you.
5. Symptom : You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause : You have your glass on your ear.
Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself!
6. Symptom : The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white
and the music is very repetitive.
Cause : You're in an ambulance.
Cure: Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.
7. Symptom : Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny.
Cause : You're in the wrong house.
Cure: Ask if they can point you to your house.
The secret to enjoying a good red wine is:
1 - Open the bottle to allow it to breathe.
2 - If it does not look like it's breathing, give it mouth-to-mouth.
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If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good. - Dr Seuss
you guys are funny. lol...
lol!
Hey CoolQ: chilli burns twice - you know this - aint goin there pal...
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If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good. - Dr Seuss
Long time ago, my great-grandfather who was a staunch absolutist and had never tasted alcohol in his life, had some health problems in his very old age and was taken by his daughters to the doctor (he was a widower). The doctor advised, among other things, to give him three tablespoonfuls of cognac three times a day.
The daughters knew that he would not agree to put 'the drink of the devil' in his mouth if he knew what it was. So they mixed the cognac with some fresh cream and put it in a jar, telling him they got it from the pharmacy as prescribed.
Lo and behold, he couldn't get enough of 'the tastiest, most wonderful medicine ever' and they had to hide the jar as the old man kept trying to take more than he was supposed to :P
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If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good. - Dr Seuss
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If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good. - Dr Seuss
well staR like you said
If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good. -.......rofl
do it right - the first time!
.... its ice that comes from boiled water... else you still end up with sh|t in your alcohol!! lol
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If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good. - Dr Seuss
star....what do you make of this marraige stuff being discussed on nearby forums.....hey have your chilli...take a peek
do it right - the first time!
..just do your liver checks more often :)
A tip: add LOTS of ice to all your alcoholic beverages - no hangovers in the mornings!!!!
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If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good. - Dr Seuss
starseed ....a person of science with scientific pearls of wisdom....well i never...lol
i ll now onwards drink beer and save water with due apologies to sentibhim.....
also apologies to my hepatic glands...lol
do it right - the first time!
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink one liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one kilo of Escherichia Coli Bacteria found in water that contains feces.
In other words, we are consuming one kilo of sh|t. However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum, gin, whiskey, beer, wine or other liquors because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermentation.
It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who are drinking water, to stop doing so. It has been scientifically proven that it is unhealthy, and bad for you.
THEREFORE - It is better to drink alcohol and talk sh|t than to drink water and be full of it!!
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If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good. - Dr Seuss
no medicine i know has such pleasant side effects......lol
tcom that must have been gleaned from years of rich experience....i envy you.
owen how was your bday bash ?
do it right - the first time!
its experienced gained at looking at other peoples behaviour ....lol
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
sure it would owen
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
pulling your head up will do the trick right tcom?..:D
Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
hmmm i need to grow a couple of inches lol
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
i am...i'm pulling both of his legs (and even hair, as he did something, but wasnt aware of..:P )
Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
include tcom's legs as well... he needed it more than me
lol...junarc, i am hmp(ing) to tcom for a different issue...but if you are hmp(ing) on my comment...as i said just pulling your leg..:D
Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
hehehhe junarc
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
hmp...for both of u
coz you dont know what you will comment right? :D
Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
lol owen no comments hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
and oh tcom, how could you?????? ;P
Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
junarc?....how they force you, did they tied your hands and open your mouth and made you gulp alcohol?..:D just pulling your leg buddy...;P
Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
we force a child to eat not a grown up to drink ...lol
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
lol tcom.. i was forced...not my fault...hehehe
lol
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm na i dont think u telling the truth
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
tcom...hmp!
Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
i told u am busy and away from net ... why what happened
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
tcom and where were you yesterday????? :/
Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
hmmmm
junarc where were u last week ....lol
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
i dont wanna end up in number 6... i was really close to that a week a go when i slept a split second while driving... can't say im drunk...more of tired and sleepy... lessons learned anyways... *wink
lol!