The Maid's New Pay Raise
By KellysHeroes •
The Maid asked for a raise.
The Madam was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you
want an increase?"
Maria: "Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The
first is that I iron better than you."
Madam: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "The Master said so."
Madam: "Oh."
Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Madam: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?"
Maria: "The Master did."
Madam: "Oh."
Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."
Madam (very upset now): "Did the Master say so as well?"
Maria: "No Madam, the gardener did."
SHE GOT THE PAY RAISE IMMEDIATELY..!
Maria? Is she a Filipina? Just curious because Maria is usually a Filipina name.
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"Manila I'm coming home!"
she got a raise and a permanent job.. noway she is gonna be fired from job and ALL LIVED HAPILY EVER AFTER.
..**.. ""They walk among us. They vote & they even reproduce"" ..**..
hehehehe...that's blackmailing...clever maid..:P
Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
you are BADDD>>>>