Lost Woman
LOST WOMAN
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced
altitude and spotted a man below.
She descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I
promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I
am."
The man below replied "You're in a hot air balloon hovering
approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41
degrees north latitude
and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist. "I am", replied the
man.
"How did you know?"
"Well, answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically
correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the
fact
is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If
anything,
you've delayed my trip even more."
The man below responded, "You must be in management."
"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "You don't know where you are or where you're
going.You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot
air.
You made a promise which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect
people
beneath you to solve your problems?!!"
thanks for sharing but it's an old one and has been posted b4
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"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
Lots of time Management confuses more instead of helping.....
The Red Pope of Qatar Living
thats a good and a very true joke. The management creates problems and expects the workers to solve em