$100 tattoo
Tattoo
Larry gets home late one night, and his wife Linda says, where in the hell have you been?"
He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would you get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on your privates?"
"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I Like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand, and last, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks any time you want."
wana have some sausage this morning hmm shall i send you back ur donkey oh that donkey is still with jasskat you have to wait
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Outrageously sausage joke!
Cardinal OF QATAR LIVING
funny
and has non veg to do with this joke :/
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GOOD NON VEG JOKE
Sorry couldn't resist. It was the devil I tell ya!
I don't go to mythical places with strange men.
-- Douglas Adams, The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul.
how about on your right ankle :P
talking about tattoo, Does anyone knows where I can get one?
JhunBug
Hahaha...This is soooo non-veg.:)
Life is Beautiful...Indeed!