FUNNY..:-)

Before Marriage .... ..
Boy : Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
Girl : Do you want me to leave?
Boy : NO! Don't even think about it.
Girl : Do you love me?
Boy : Of course! Over and over!
Girl : Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy : NO! Why are you even asking?
Girl : Will you kiss me?
Boy : Every chance I get!
Girl : Will you hit me?
Boy : Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
Girl : Can I trust you?
Boy : Yes.
Girl : Darling!
After Marriage ...... SIMPLY READ FROM BOTTOM TO TOP
I am male
you think this is funny?
you must be male - lemme go check yr prof