Any Man Wanna join the Queue?

Colt45
By Colt45

A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a
Most unusual funeral procession..
A funeral coffin was followed by a second one about 50 feet behind the first.
Behind the second coffin was a solitary (lonely) man walking with a black dog.
Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single line. The man couldn't stand his curiosity. He approached the man walking with the dog,

"I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb
you, but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in single line. Whose funeral is it? "
The man replied, "Well, that first coffin is for my wife. "
What happened to her? "
The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her."
He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second coffin?"
The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife
when the dog attacked and killed her also. "
A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men. Then the
first one asks in excitement "Can I borrow the dog? "

The man replied "*Join the queue*."

By ksarat16• 6 Sep 2007 11:05
ksarat16

Lets wait and see what happens at Lords...

No probs dude...we will catch up sometime later...so whats for lunch...?

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By Colt45• 6 Sep 2007 11:03
Colt45

Not tonite, have a party to attend... and yeh i did manage to get a glimpse of the begining and the end of the match... well played..

So we'll wait and see what happens at Lord's... :-D

By ksarat16• 6 Sep 2007 10:51
ksarat16

Nope dude...was busy engrossed in the match...did u manage a sneak at the match btw...so how bout meeting up today...what r u upto...in the evenin...

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By vivek2321• 6 Sep 2007 10:42
vivek2321

nice one

By Colt45• 6 Sep 2007 10:36
Colt45

Wassup dude? I'm doing good, so did you guys meet up last nite or watever?

By ksarat16• 6 Sep 2007 10:34
ksarat16

U and the morning coffee...now this i have got to see...how u doing bro...hows things going...

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" Live Life To The Fullest ! Enjoy Yourself "

By Colt45• 6 Sep 2007 10:29
Colt45

ssshhh!! but just for the record, that ain't a dog, it's a wolf and do you know how loyal the QL wolf is... cannot be lured by some meatloaf... :-P

By coolquietman• 6 Sep 2007 10:10
coolquietman

i wouldnt join the queue. id buy a meatloaf and entice the dog away from you he he he

By Colt45• 6 Sep 2007 09:48
Colt45

I am the person leaving the cafe with my morning coffee... :-P

By sentibhim• 6 Sep 2007 09:46
sentibhim

Colt where u are in the Queue ?

"Drink Beer Save Water"

By Colt45• 6 Sep 2007 09:42
Rating: 4/5
Colt45

That puts you in line... you're #201...;-P

By coolquietman• 6 Sep 2007 09:37
coolquietman

ha ha ha ho ho

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