JOKE: DON'T MESS WITH A FILIPINO...
DON'T MESS WITH A FILIPINO...
In a New York sidewalk, a Filipino is enjoying a hearty breakfast " coffee, croissants, toast, butter, jam, etc.
When an American, chewing gum, sits next to hi! m and starts an unwanted conversation. .
American: You Filipinos eat the whole bread?
Filipino : Of course!
American: ( Blowing bubbles with his gum) We don't. In the States we only eat what's inside. The crust we collect in a container, recycle, rebake them into croissants and sell them to the! Philippines .
American: Do ya eat jam with bread?
Filipino : Of course!
American: (Chuckling and crackling his gum between his teeth) We don't. In the States, we eat fruit at breakfast, put all the peels, seeds and leftovers into containers, recycle them into jam and sell it to t! he Philippines .
Filipino : Do you have sex in America ?
American: Of course, we do!
Filipino : What do you do with the condoms? American: We throw them, of course!
Filipino : We don't. In the Philippines , we put them into containers, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gums and sell it to America
thanks for the nice statement about Filipinos....
No more chewing gum for me then....
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Good one...!!
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Very nice! It’s fresh for me though, I would say it’s a typical Filipino cleverness!
Thanks for the comments Mr.Iwael
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Mr. Iwael, for appreciating our (Filipinos) good traits!
Cheers!
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"I find it wholesome to be alone the greater part of time. To be in company, even with the best, is soon wearisome and dissipating. I love to be alone, I never find a companionable solitude"
You didn't get the joke!
Americans didn't export condoms to Philippines. It's the other way round! LOL.
You guys are safe eating local chewing gums! :P
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hehehe, one reason why i decline when offered by chewing gum :P
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Nice one, I also heard it before with different nationalities.
And, I want to mention that I do have a great respect and appreciation to the FILIPINOS I know in Doha, they are the most punctual, disciplined, committed, and many other things …. People I met.
Way to go Filipinos, you really know what you are doing.
..hahha.... a clever filipino!!!!
LOL.
I heard this one long back, but the only difference was it had a Pakistani and an Indian instead of the American and a Philipino. This newer comby just doesn't seem right! :P
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