welcome JBH to mid-life crisis era and happy birthday

Stood in the sun all afternoon drinking and people watching.

Then we went bar to bar at a nice leisurely pace.

Finished up in a karaoke night at our favourite gay bar.

Back to the hotel to erm... celebrate.

Big fat breakfast this morning and a fruitless search for new clothes.

Then back to work for 13:30.

AND, it is our 20th Wedding Anniversary today.

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hey JBK... hope u had a really good day today!!!!

Enjoy xxx

you are most welcome

Those are the funniest cakes I have ever seen.

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Got pics for the birthday cakes but could not send them thru PM :(

That is special.

I'll find something as good for you on Thursday. ;p

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It is one of those hot air ones.

And I got one of those curvy scrapers for doing the skirting board.

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May never mid-life crisis bother you again!

Good luck with finding strippers!

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Hope you find a way out from your midlife crisis.:-)

All the best and enjoy your day.

*Create your own destiny,fighting against your dark sides,raise your

spirituality.Every day is a new day.A new life.

Keep the faith!*

Is just a another beautiful stage of life.

Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery

None but ourselves can free our minds..

I'm crossing over into just about all of those age zones.

Funny.

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Boobs shaped like cakes.

Don't know how that would work though.

I'll compromise and have boobs and cake.

Just to make things easy.

Now where did Mrs JBH go?

Off to work now, bbyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

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What I Want in a Man What I Want in a Man

Original List (age 22):

1. Handsome

2. Charming

3. Financially successful

4. A caring listener

5. Witty

6. In good shape

7. Dresses with style

8. Appreciates finer things

9. Full of thoughtful surprises

10. An imaginative, romantic lover

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32):

1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)

2. Opens car doors, holds chairs

3. Has enough money for a nice dinner

4. Listens as much as talks

5. Laughs at my jokes

6. Carries bags of groceries with ease

7. Owns at least one tie

8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal

9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries

10. Seeks romance at least once a week

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42):

1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)

2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car

3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally

4. Nods head when I'm talking

5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes

6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture

7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach

8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids

9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down

10. Shaves most weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52):

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed

2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public

3. Doesn't borrow money too often

4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting

5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times

6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends

7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear

8. Appreciates a good TV dinner

9. Remembers my name on occasion

10. Shaves some weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62):

1. Doesn't scare small children

2. Remembers where bathroom is

3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep

4. Only snores lightly when asleep

5. Remembers why he's laughing

6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself

7. Usually wears clothes

8. Likes soft foods

9. Remembers where he left his teeth

10. Remembers that it's the weekend

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72):

1. Breathing

2. Doesn't miss the toilet

Original List (age 22):

1. Handsome

2. Charming

3. Financially successful

4. A caring listener

5. Witty

6. In good shape

7. Dresses with style

8. Appreciates finer things

9. Full of thoughtful surprises

10. An imaginative, romantic lover

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32):

1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)

2. Opens car doors, holds chairs

3. Has enough money for a nice dinner

4. Listens as much as talks

5. Laughs at my jokes

6. Carries bags of groceries with ease

7. Owns at least one tie

8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal

9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries

10. Seeks romance at least once a week

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42):

1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)

2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car

3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally

4. Nods head when I'm talking

5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes

6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture

7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach

8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids

9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down

10. Shaves most weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52):

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed

2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public

3. Doesn't borrow money too often

4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting

5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times

6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends

7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear

8. Appreciates a good TV dinner

9. Remembers my name on occasion

10. Shaves some weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62):

1. Doesn't scare small children

2. Remembers where bathroom is

3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep

4. Only snores lightly when asleep

5. Remembers why he's laughing

6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself

7. Usually wears clothes

8. Likes soft foods

9. Remembers where he left his teeth

10. Remembers that it's the weekend

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72):

1. Breathing

2. Doesn't miss the toilet

Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery

None but ourselves can free our minds..

The eyes that popped were men's and women's.

owen, if you blush always then I can blindfold you and read what you should hear.

And remind me cuties, I have somewhere a cake design for ladies exclusively :D

i can foretell some censorship on this thread sooner..:D

Men are men..lol

You remind me now. My special event birday was inside a pub and the guys got me a cake decorated with almost realistic BOOBs wowwww

It was so sexy to the extent that all eyes inside the pub popped seeing the cake :D

I want cake and jelly [jello] and sandwiches with the crusts cut off and little sausages on sticks.........

And a stripper. [not DaRuDe]

And I am only working half day today.

Hurray!

[Boss doesn't know yet though]

Cheers all, loving it!

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yuck..you two, so early in the morning hijacking this birhtday thread with your fishy/smelly posts...:D

Am trying to be flexible and mobile. Fish market has certain working hours. Unless you want me to keep a fish as standby inside my car's trunk :D

tel you the easy way will go to fish market and grab some fish and crab and rub them on our dress and hands thats easy :D

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Tonight with go to Souq Jabr and look for fish-scented cologne or deodorant YUCKKKKKKKKY :D

Did you forget that I have to shave my beard, comb (never working any more, a special brush is used now) my hair, trim my moustache.

Don't worry. when they count us at home, am counted with the kids LOL

GG look inside where in what???

Volta i dont mind being called one in 40's

Kelly my dear friend i think next time no fishin but the fishin group should go to paloma with fish and crab scent :D

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Dont worry...age is just a number...what matters is how young you feel at heart..so dont look at the mirror..always look inside..lol

don't worry stallion..you will reach that stage also..soon..:P

JBH is gettin older and older and older

Happy Birthday man VVVVVVVVVV Happy Birthday.

and Good Luck Live Long.

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Good morning.

Am afraid some people are remembering to forget their birthday.

FOr me I have no problem trying to be a bit realistic but my problem is I grow age wise and shrink inside. Feeling better like this. Sometimes when I look at the mirror I get shocked that the shape is associated to the person (me) and the persoanlity. Most of the time I forget my age:D

happy birthday JBH...and errrr goodluck (?) on yur mid-life crisis..:D

Good morning my friend.

Today we will let JBH celebrate his own way and tomorrow we should accompany him to ladies night at Palomas. Perhaps we would benefit from his blessings. Remember JBH will sure have "beginners luck"

Many Many happy returns of the day and many more to come..... if its today or tomorrow am wishing you today.....Have a wonderful day! God bless you.

Kelly you are doing a good job. In this hectic life people really forget their own bday's.

We should start a community group for mid-agers and "fans" :)

Have a wonderful day and celebration pal

i think its tomorrow right am confused now not today right say it yes yes :(

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... you shouldn't have.

Cheers Buddy, that was nice.

Now to pull on those leather pants :)

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