JOKE TIME ( just for laughs)
Why do couples hold hands during weddings?
A. It is just a formality. Like "2 boxers", they shake hands before the fight begins.
What is the most impressive example of Tolerance?
A. Golden Wedding Anniversary!
Teacher: Write a short story in a few words discussing "Religion", "Sexuality" and "Mystery".
Student wrote: "My God!", "I'm pregnant". "I wonder who the father is?"
3 brothers named Bu, Chu and Fu migrated to USA from China.
They decided to change their name :
Bu - became Buck
Chu - became Chuck.
Fu - decided to go back to China.
Man : I want to divorce my wife. She hasn't spoken to me in 6 months.
Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are very hard to find!
Do you know why bra makers measure cup size by "A B C D E F "?
A - almost gone
B - barely noticeable
C - comfortable
D - damn good
E - exremely big and
F - Fake
Dairy Double ? Moooommmmmy!!!!
Cups LOL
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An Indian man walked into a bank in New York City and asks for a loan .He told the loan officer that he is going to India on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer told him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan.So the Indian man handed over the keys of his new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produceed the title and everything checked out. The loan officer agreeed to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the Indian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then drew the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parked it there.
Two weeks later, the Indian returned, repayed the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer said, "Sir, we are very happy
to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely,but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would
you bother to borrow "$5,000".
The Indian replied: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return'"
Ah, the mind of an Indian...
This is why India is shining.
.....well anybody willin to give a name to DD ;-)
CHILD: Mum how did I come in this world? MOTHER: Well ummmm....ur dad and I were shopping and we saw u in the flower shop wraped up in a basket and smiling towards us. We knew God had sent u for us. CHILD: and how did little Johnny come? MOTHER:Well....we found him in a pastry shop besides all those delicious cakes and pastries. CHILD:....wondering well mum this means none of us came to this world in a natural way!!
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women
use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
A fire fighter is working outside the station when he notices a
little girl in a little red wagon with little ladders on the
sides, a garden hose coiled in the middle, and wearing a fire
fighters helmet. The wagon is pulled by her dog and cat.
The fire fighter takes a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration. "Thanks," the girl says. The fire fighter notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dogs collar and to the cats testicles.
"Little partner," says the fire fighter, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you would go faster."
The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but, then I wouldn't have a siren."
good ones!
i needed good laugh today.
thank you Azi :o)
If you're looking for a problem, you're probably gonna find one.
too
Love the cup sizes! LOL