Why men can't win
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
well what can i say...it's true!! lol
why they dont need to compete with a woman..
""Happiness lies in the joy of achievement and the thrill of creative effort.-by Franklin D. Roosevelt""
because no man can see the women tears fall down and continue what he was doing. This is the weapon that women use and no man got any kind of defense against it. It is just confusing enough especially when it comes all of a sudden.
You forget everything and just start wondering what happened after you were fighting, start asking if she is ok after you were arguing. How can we win this against those tears? You should be a man with a heart made of Rocks to ignore those.
nice armhie
it's men's turn this time, lol
Novie, looks like she's undecided yet. :D
armhie ... are you a man by any chance? :P
not again armhie :P