Men are like....

armhie
By armhie

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free.
Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

Men are like....

1. Men are like Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like.Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ......Weather .. Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like .....Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .....Mascara .. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11 Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like .......Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!

By alexdesua• 9 Jun 2007 14:09
alexdesua

i like to be the watercloset seat cover ,..hehehe ,..

Failing to plan is, . . . . . . . planning to fail.

By armhie• 7 Jun 2007 09:58
armhie

accordingly, if men are like toilets... you Guys are very lucky!!

""Happiness lies in the joy of achievement and the thrill of creative effort.-by Franklin D. Roosevelt""

By Cornellian• 6 Jun 2007 22:17
Cornellian

Men are like toilets, either occupied or full of shit :P hehe

By astrvm_01• 6 Jun 2007 19:23
astrvm_01

more like sand...they're everywhere here...and they either make u slip or hurt ur eyes..:-P

-CERTAMVS!-

By randr88• 6 Jun 2007 18:45
randr88

men are like platinum, they are very valuable...

By astrvm_01• 6 Jun 2007 16:09
astrvm_01

men are just like cigs...u know they're bad for u but u just cant help urself...everytime u try to quit them, u get tempted again ;-P

-CERTAMVS!-

By armhie• 6 Jun 2007 15:06
armhie

anyway, if i have some... its good to share it with you guys!

""Happiness lies in the joy of achievement and the thrill of creative effort.-by Franklin D. Roosevelt""

By armhie• 6 Jun 2007 15:02
armhie

MUFY,NOBLE MAN... no offense meant! Just for fun...

Descrition between women and men are always there but in the end, look who is with him and look who is with her???? Each other wether it is a man or women, they end up longing to each other arms regardless of who they are, right? Off course, except for some cases... guess you know what I mean!

""Happiness lies in the joy of achievement and the thrill of creative effort.-by Franklin D. Roosevelt""

By carmina burana• 6 Jun 2007 14:31
carmina burana

A driver is stopped by a police officer. The driver asks, "What's the problem officer?"

Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone." Man: "No sir, I was going 65."

Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80." (The man gives his wife a dirty look.)

Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light."

Man: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!"

Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks." (The man gives his wife another dirty look.)

Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seatbelt."

Man: "Oh I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."

Wife: "Oh Harry, you never wear your seatbelt."

The man turns to his wife and yells, "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"

The Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?" The wife says, "No, only when he's drunk."

By mufy• 6 Jun 2007 14:26
mufy

no matter wat u say.. somehitngs are true...

like someone posted the other day thatmen lie.. and no one can deny that women cry for silly things.. so guys wat's the other things u've noriced which are trademarks ??

let me say somethings..

if u wanna spread a news, u have to either give in newspaper or tv.. or else u have to tell that to a woman and in the end add "don't tell anyone"

SOME guys say 'i love u' to get a woman to bed.. thoughts from venus and mars are entirely different. wat u say guys..? have u seen some pics of accidents in which woman are drivers..?

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By King Edshel• 6 Jun 2007 14:24
Rating: 3/5
King Edshel

This topic is going to start the Fourth World War here on QL. It is so widely open and it is like Men Against the world [Women]. No one here is leaving any chance to hit under the belt and let it go easily :)

By QuiZZer• 6 Jun 2007 14:11
QuiZZer

Well, I guess it's true we never mature beyond the age of 14, mentally at least =P

Now... Where do I find a girl that can handle a guy with so many flaws?

By Scorpio27• 6 Jun 2007 14:10
Rating: 4/5
Scorpio27

Heheheheh....amphie u made me laugh again...mufy..cool u rock dude........then at the end, we find ourselves wanting each other because of our difference....venus and mars.... LOL....ur like bunch of kids

By jaxs13• 6 Jun 2007 13:38
jaxs13

nice post...i cant stop myself from laughing here at the office :-) its so true...;-P

-jb-

By carmina burana• 6 Jun 2007 13:35
carmina burana

chicken out.. pok pok pok-o!

By anonymous• 6 Jun 2007 13:27
anonymous

Well if you eat sausage and drink milk then you stay healthy....and if you could save money on the Pig and the Cow whats better....lol.

By carmina burana• 6 Jun 2007 13:15
carmina burana

way to go! ROFL :D

By mufy• 6 Jun 2007 13:14
Rating: 5/5
mufy

if you are well dressed,

she thinks you are play boy .

if you are not,

she thinks you are a begger.

if you kiss her ,

she thinks you r not a gentleman.

if you don’t ,

she thinks you are not a man.

if you praise her,

she thinks you are a lier.

if u don’t she thinks,

you are good for nothing.

if you vist her often ,

she thinks u are boring.

if you don’t she accuses,

u for double crossing.

if u vist another girl ,

she accuses you for being cheat.

if she is visted by another guy,

she says “oh..! its natural! we are girls..!”

if u propose love within a brief time ,

u are a freash guy.

if u propose love later ,

she wonders why?

if you r jelouse,

she says its bad.

if ur not she doubts ,

your love and is not glad.

if you attempt romance,.

she thinks you don’t respect her.

if you don’t ,

she thinks you don’t like her.

if you listen ,

she wants to talk .

if you wanna talk ,

she also wants to talk.

oh women..! you are soo simple,

yet soo complex….

you r soo weak,

yet soo powerful…..

ur soo confusing ,

yet soo desirable…..

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By knoxcollege• 6 Jun 2007 13:10
knoxcollege

awesome man

ROFL

you da man...

By mufy• 6 Jun 2007 13:07
mufy

nice topic to fight over.. not racial, not religious..any one could fight wihtout hurting anyone.. i can't help laughing readin all the comments so far.. come on people.. make it sBicy and make it perPect..

i read a classified somebody wanna sell her piano. did she mean she wanna kick out her hubby?

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By DaRuDe• 6 Jun 2007 13:04
Rating: 3/5
DaRuDe

point number 2

point number 5

point number 10

point number 11

FUNNY LOL

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By anonymous• 6 Jun 2007 12:58
anonymous

mufy..now get ready to get out from a rid of a group of girls..becoz now all will behind u :]

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By Noble-Man• 6 Jun 2007 12:58
Noble-Man

Do you still keep that entire pig at home ? Does yours have that little sausage too ?

By carmina burana• 6 Jun 2007 12:54
carmina burana

birds of the same feather, flock together.

Little bird told me, you taught that stupid girl all these things. aawwwwwwwwww! How sweet

By mufy• 6 Jun 2007 12:50
Rating: 4/5
mufy

I knew a girl that was so stupid that.......

just passing it on

she called me to get my phone number.

she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said

"concentrate."

she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her

mind.

she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

she tried to drown a fish.

she thought a quarterback was a refund.

she got locked in a grocery store and starved to

death.

she tripped over a cordless phone.

she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

she studied for a blood test.

she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,

she moved.

when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said

"Airport Left" she turned around and went home

Man she STUPID!!!!!!!!

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By staying alive• 6 Jun 2007 12:49
Rating: 3/5
staying alive

Men r like - a piano in a kitchen,its beautiful,but always in the way.

Men and women could be anything,as given circumstances,all can be sweet,gentle,caring and also wicked,rude,twisted all sotrs of things.we r humans,the beauty is to be in love with someone after knowing all their flaws,accepting them for who they r not what we wish or want them to be.

By luvhurts• 6 Jun 2007 12:31
luvhurts

Computers - hard to figure out and never have enough memory

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